My favorite Sox player ever. A shining light in a shit season.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

Why so angry? So Contreras said something to you? Knock him the fuck over or tell your story walking back to the dugout. Isn't this the guy who slapped (slapped mind you) a teammate over fantasy football?

And that announcer...eh, he's not long for this broadcast world

At 2:15 is the play

I like the criticizing the coach, I didn’t like the fake tough guy stuff about being ready to fight people like he’s a wnba player.

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The correct shot at the coach is being overlooked. He has a pulse. That's a win for this team.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

He was out by a mile. Truck the guy into next week and get ejected and fined if you want to be a tough guy. Don’t make some weak ass slide into him and get bounced off like a gnat and talk shit.

" I don't care how many Ls we got this year, we ain't taking that!!"

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"WE ain't taking that from the Brewers!"
Dude fuck you.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Someone tell Millennial Hawk Harrelson to shut up.

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I think the weak slide was appropriate to shame the 3B coach for running him into an obvious out.

He did Contreras a courtesy by not trucking him - despite his MANY summers of Liam Neeson training - and Contreras repaid him by saying something. Or doing something. Idk, I think the implication was that the Brewers’ catcher appropriated Marine culture. And members of Marine Culture.

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interesting route to the plate he took

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

The Benetti Cult wishes he were still around to tell terrible jokes and eat like a toddler. He was a "creative" dork like them. That's good enough.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

He would have been out in a Tesla

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Not for a guy who's trained all off season to fuck guys up.

LoHo, Pham, and Schiffren can form the south side tough guy trinity.

Millennial Hawk could be a promising mult.

“I tell you what Stone Pony, that was a heckin’ can of organic corn I’ll tell you what. Reminds me of the time I bet Yaz I could sink a 40 foot putt on the frisbee golf course. I reared back and let it fly. It went so high I swear it looked like a heckin’ snitch it did. Falls back down to earth and banged those chains like Lady Gaga on Halloween. Yaz had to walk my doggo for a month after that.”

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Sort of but Contreras is a pussy talking because he knows he won’t get trucked.

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Elections have consequences.

Well like I said, your third base coach hung you out to dry, you were out by a mile, you feebly slid into him and bounced off like a chump. That’s a simple recipe for someone talking trash to you. That sucks for Tommy, but shit happens.

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Shane Riordan already did.


He must have a frog in his pocket. Isn't Pham the one who told him to "calm down" in the clubhouse after a win earlier this year?

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Tommy Wham! has some potential as a mult that brags about spending his offseason touching dudes.

It’s a gay joke. Because of Wham!. Because Wham! was gay.

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This thread is awesome, so many good points.

The forgotten idiot in this deal is the guy who tried to take 3rd when he had no chance. If you stay put the game is tied.

Pham came off just like Larry. Fake tough guy! I will meet you in the hallway!!! I am prepared to fuck guys up!

The announcer dude is something! You are going to take that from the Crew and you are going to like it!

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Maybe next off-season he can train to be better at baseball instead.

The Sox have like 2 wins for the season when he wasn't on the team or playing. "He's a multiplier."

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

He is going to be a multiplier for another team soon.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

You should probably worry about Nicky "Three Strikes" Madrigal getting thrown out by twenty feet.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

how are those elite defenders doing for ya?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Stone needs pull this guy aside and tell him to dial it back a bit. I think he needs to be told that he is a bad announcer on what could possibly be the worst team in the history of baseball. He makes bad baseball even worse. Just shut the fuck up and announce these awful games as professionally as one possibly could. They are going to take that from the Crew and every other team this year. Just wait annd see what they take later in the year when they unload anything that resembles an actual baseball player.

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Mulli is Howard Stern in his prime compared to Haugh.

Stone has to absolutely hate his life right now. Terrible baseball and having to deal with that asshat every game.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

You should've just pulled the trigger on this one. No need to workshop it.

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