Who agrees with me? Fucking piece of shit

Again? Is this a thing that happened?

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It's gotta be tough when you're getting pounded by the worst team in history. Give Counsell a raise!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Imagine being a fan of a team that tried to win this year and ended up competing evenly with the Sox.

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5 runs is nothing. 5 runs isn't enough. Cub +600? sure, why not. Worth a sawbuck.

Nice

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Oof.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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That isn't an "oof." The Cubs are supposed to win. I'm happy for you and other Cub fans that your team is battling.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

It's Oof because you were flexing and shit. Hell you might still stumble backwards into a win but your boner there was real. And sad. A sad boner.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

LOUBOB

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There’s one major league player on this field and LouBob is half of him.

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This is good. It's like watching a little league game when you're only rooting for a cry free game.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I want tears.

This is like getting hammered and betting on a little league game in which you have no rooting interest.

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Don't beclown yourself. I never expected a win. I just think it's hilarious you and Caller Bob thought this Cub team was so great and they're struggling with an historically terrible Sox team. OOF!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I had them around .500. What's so great about 3rd place?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Hyphen-boy just swang through straight 94 at his waist.

Definitely a future all star.

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I'm done with his Opie ass.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Gavin Sheets shrugs off fat guy-ness for a moment.

Even money he runs into one for a majestic 400 footer.

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As much as losing and injuries suck, at least Gavin Sheets has got to work on his defense.




Holy fuck this guy is terrible.

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Who are you crapping? You were saying in the offseason this "historically bad" team could compete with these elite defenders they were adding.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Joe Orr Sad Boner Rod Road.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

JOrr's brain has completely melted.

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Schriffen is annoying as shit.

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Bemelted

Good to see I still live Rent Free in these 'Finooks heads

He's pathetic. I'd like to hit him in the face with his sisters.

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