Mormons can only drink soda if they jizz in it first:

A cup of black tea is a victory for Satan, but you can drink Dr. Pepper with coconut cream by the gallon and it's totally okay. Gotta love it.

The direction of the Mormon church has been interesting because despite their efforts to rebrand themselves as something resembling Lutherans (they got really into Holy Week and Easter recently after years of never caring, their new logo is a Lutheran statue), they've only become more alienating to the membership and everybody else. The Mormonism of David McKay and Gordon Hinckley leaned into the religion's inherent and abundant weirdness but was positive and uplifting enough that the church grew under them. Now it's just a bunch of 90-year-old men obsessed with following rules and making money. I expect things to get particularly bleak when Dallin Oaks, University of Chicago guy, becomes the president of the church.

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trending now is how PEPSI has lost it's 2nd spot to Dr. Pepper. Apparently this is no shock to millenials. PEPSI is shit, and Dr. Pepper is king. Coke still holds the market, but the Dr train is full steam ahead.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Jarritos or nothing

wait, Ike's on twitter too? What's your X handle

Mormon bitches be stone cold-AF killers: Jodi Arias, Doomsday Mom Lori Daybell Vallow and now this Kouri Richins and her mom both bagged and tagged a loved one via a fentanyl OD.

Yeah, saw that Coke is around 20% market share and then it’s a four-way tie with Diet Coke, Dr Pepper, Pepsi, and Sprite, each at 10%.

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maybe if you didn't have to buy like 124 cases to get the sale price

Pop is #1 for this . All stores .




i remember when i worked at Walgreens in high school, if it was 2/5 and you bought 1 it would ring up at 2.50
at some point they stopped that and so it would be first was 4.19 and second .81

I'm sorry you're poor.

C-Will is a Pepper.

harbinger?