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 Post subject: Derek Bender
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What a complete fucking tool.

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nomination denied. The guy is 100% correct, baseball season is way too long.

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shakes wrote:
nomination denied. The guy is 100% correct, baseball season is way too long.


Definitely.

Baseball is probably about 20 games too long, the NBA is ten games too long, and the NHL is about 30 games too long.

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 Post subject: Re: Derek Bender
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The Sox should sign this guy.

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The Sox should sign this guy.

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that's what happens when the hot-shot pitcher steals the catcher's gf-for-the-summer
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Tall Midget wrote:
shakes wrote:
nomination denied. The guy is 100% correct, baseball season is way too long.


Definitely.

Baseball is probably about 20 games too long, the NBA is ten games too long, and the NHL is about 30 games too long.



I would say baseball is 60 games too long. No reason to ever play baseball in April, half of May, half of September and all of October. Playoffs should start early enough for season to end mid September.

NBA is 82 games too long. None of those players want to play in the regular season anyway, why not just get rid of it?

NHL length is fine, the stars in that league actually try and play a full season.

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Safe to say that when he found out he was cut, he went on a bender.

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Safe to say that when he found out he was cut, he went on a bender.

All we need is you mult hunting.

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The guy thinks he's going to live the rest of his life on his signing bonus :lol:

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spmack wrote:
Safe to say that when he found out he was cut, he went on a bender.

Your return makes all my bad jokes look better.

Miss you buddy

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Douchebag wrote:
spmack wrote:
Safe to say that when he found out he was cut, he went on a bender.

Your return makes all my bad jokes look better.

Miss you buddy

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Douchebag wrote:
spmack wrote:
Safe to say that when he found out he was cut, he went on a bender.

Your return makes all my bad jokes look better.

Miss you buddy


Homo.

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spmack wrote:
Safe to say that when he found out he was cut, he went on a bender.

Your return makes all my bad jokes look better.

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No, it doesn't.

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that's what happens when the hot-shot pitcher steals the catcher's gf-for-the-summer

You're probably spot on and it's something RickySlade would do in a heartbeat.
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