the Bears had DJ Moore last year right? How about Cole Kmet? they had a better running game last year than they do this year right? added Keenan Allen, whom Darnell Mooney is having a far better year than this year but then again Darnell Mooney actually has an NFL quarterback throw passes to him unlike last year.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

The fact that they entered the game 2 point dogs to this team is all anyone needs to know about what the expectations are for them.

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You were just yelling that you expected Caleb to suck because he was a rookie just last week. After posting preseason expectations numbers which would have made him an All Pro. WYC?

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The last three point spreads were ridiculous. Out of town stupid, IMO. Happy about it though, cashed all three.

Good game. Win with things to improve upon is the ideal outcome for a rookie QB.

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I stupidly tried to rely on his call via YouTubeTV while I was driving up from Kentucky because I thought I was out of range of WMVP, and I couldn't tell what the fuck was happening thr first two drives. Just endless variations of:

"Lawrence, in the gun...[sound of game action]...aaaaaannnnd...[crowd roar]...that'll be 7, no 8, yards."

To be fair though when I switched to MVP, it sounds like even Joniak has lost a step in describing the action in real time. At least I still had an idea.

BEARS!!! We should be 6-0

I believe Caleb is 1 touchdown away from tying the Bears rookie quarterback record.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Tallest Midget Award!

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Bumslayers. The second half of the schedule will pimp slap them harder than Tim Hardaway slaps gay men's cheeks.

But it doesn't have any teeth ya know?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

The trophy case has to start somewhere. BEARS!!!

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You’re forgetting he doesn’t get credit for actual performance depending on the opponent, while other QBs get credit for hypothetical stats that never actually happened but maybe could have.

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If this is what he looks like clueless, I may not be able to control myself IF he figures things out.

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GO BEARS!!!

Rashan Gary is good for 5 sacks this year against the Chipmunks. Good enough to chip each painted fingernail on Cuckleb's right hand.

Williams couldn't win today.
Bears lose: Doctor Demento says Wliams sucks, couldn't beat a terrible team!
Bears win: Doctor Demento says they were just playing a terrible team.

This season
Williams plays well; Doctor demento says they improved the team around him, doesn't count!
Williams plays poorly: Doctor Demento says we didn't excuse the terrible o line last year, Williams sucks

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Caleb SLAYS.

No one has talked about his nails. I wonder why.

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23-29 79% Comp 226 yds 4 TDs 1 INT

And yet people still bitch and make excuses.

Simply amazing.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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He's fucked a woman 3 weeks in a row. Don't mess with the streak.

wow, that would be tougher for him than completing 50% of his passes against the Vikes or Ravens.

As if the vast majority of rookies don’t shit the bed even against bad defenses and teams, but I guess the bar is pretty high for a guy making his sixth NFL start

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Stop yourself.


I said that he'd have some ups and downs and that there would be some good and bad because he's a rookie and he's learning. Thats far from saying 'I expect him to suck'.


I get that you're kind of a drama queen when you're put in a corner, but this is bordering on straight up lying about what I've said -and its definitely you attempting to quote me without any context.





Ok Doc, lets look at exactly what I said and predicted numbers wise..






And so far after 6 games? He's on pace for..

3700 passing yards (100 yards better than I predicted)
25 TD's (3 less than I predicted)
14 INT's (2 more than I predicted)
65% completion.. and he's right on the money currently at 65 so..


Now I believe I based this off of around 15 games or so.. so I'll toss you a life line here if you want to nit pick (you will, so go ahead).. but my numbers so far have been pretty much on the money.






lmao


Oh, and tell us you haven't watched the NFL since the 90's without telling us you haven't watched the NFL since the 90's.. my numbers do not put Caleb anywhere near 'All Pro'

Using 2023 (for example)

3600 passing yards would have put him around 16th in the league.. 12 INT's would have put him around 7th worst amongst starters.. 65% completion pct. would have him around 13th.. and 28 TD's would have been good enough for a tie at 7th (his only stat I have that'd put him in the top 10)


So no, Doc, I did not predict 'All Pro' numbers for Caleb this season. Not even close.

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If the rule you followed lead you to this, of what use was the rule?

Somewhere I predicted he would top every career high Fields had with the Bears, outside of rushing yards. I feel good about that prediction, but we still have 12 games to play.

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GO BEARS!!!

The interviewer on the NFL network pregame not only asked about his nails but painted his own.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Appreciate anyone who gave us Thong Song but Jacksonville was sucking before they gave up the ghost after the Jax offense fumbled and Bears short-field ran the score to 21-3. Bears offense wasn't able to take full-advantage until the Jacksonville defense threw in the towel early in the 2nd half. But in terms of quality of play by J-ville? Minimal diff btw the halves. Both beyond bad, esp the penalties to keep Bears drives alive.

Yep. At least one of the TDs was gift wrapped to the Bears by Jacksonville penalties

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I was promised jet lag and fatigue would play no role

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

imagine having to go through that effort yesterday and then hang around for another week in London to play again. That has to be awful.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I can't believe we, universally, can't be happy after yesterday's game.

Just enjoy a moment life gives you

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.