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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:19 pm 
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Field Turf is producing a gameshow like Hollywood Squares but for kids; Gary Coleman will host.

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Field Turf convinced Axl to finally release Chinese Democracy


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As far as Field Turf is concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:59 pm 
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Once you go Field Turf, you never go back.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:32 pm 
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i hear field turf is going to be the next bond.


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 10:55 pm 
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Field Turf shall inherit the earth.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:05 pm 
Once he dies, Field Turf will snort Keith Richards' ashes


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:08 pm 
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Field Turf just blew out his knee celebrating a play in the Florida St. game.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:14 pm 
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Not even field turf can help the Bears now.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:43 pm 
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Field Turf played no part in todays Bears/Packers debacle.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:01 am 
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Field Turf was well aware of the NFL overtime rules


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:59 am 
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Filed Turf can't believe this thread is 8 pages long....

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:06 am 
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Field Turf don't get mad, he got mad styles of his own
And it's shown when his hands grip the chrome microphone


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:39 pm 
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Fieldf Turf fired Bob Babitch in an alternate dimension.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:23 pm 
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Field Turf dressed up as Drew Peterson for halloween


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:25 pm 
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Filed Turf played with a splint on his lil' pinky finger.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:38 pm 
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Field Turf advised MBIII to contain the dreads on gameday


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:21 pm 
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FieldTurf looks better than that slop the Chargers & Steelers played on yesterday at Heinz Field...Besides, FieldTurf believes that "Green is Universal". :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:23 pm 
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Field Turf is considering getting its name legally changed to Filed Turf.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:37 pm 
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Filed Turf played with a splint on his lil' pinky finger.



Factually incorrect....Field Turf had a broken blade and decided it was best for it's performance, to cut the damaged extremity off.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf failed typing class

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:28 pm 
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Field Turf just dunked on W_Z...again.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf reminds Rick James of an old friend.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field turf is drained after a big weekend.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:41 pm 
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Field Turf once put Kurt Angle in a kimura lock.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:26 am 
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Field Turf laughs off wintery weather

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf was arrested for Mopery


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf Vs. Lesnar UFC 92


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:35 pm 
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Field Turf put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:17 pm 
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Bo knows Field Turf.

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