I wish. I'd have a different pair of Starburys for every day of the week.

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what size do you wear? I bought five pair and have only used one...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

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This is my signature...

*Perks up*

I have a feeling you are going to be appearing in my next Top 5

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They are real and they are spectacular!

Juggs, whatever you've heard, it's not true.

Krazy,

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Wow. And to think, you're only 5'5" as well....

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I'll let you guys know if I'm playing in next week's 'Hoops' thread.

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5'4", 320lb, size 15 shoes, with T. Rex arms.

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I'm out for the after-party...gotta pick up my "mini-me" afterwards.

By the way, I keep a ball in my trunk so I'll have one when I get there (it's a Spaulding )

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Um, too much information.

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killer you just mind the field turf thread, kay?

that is correct...shoeless joes and the table is under hoffman

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Well, at least you didn't say to leave the comedy up to you.

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you are so gonna get shut down on saturday.

I'll toss my bball in the car.

You better bring a step ladder...

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didn't know you needed one. but okay.

I know you are but what am I?

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Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet...


...that they pay more for their shoes.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

By the way, was Beardown invited? I wanna meet that guy.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I say this in all honesty, I have no idea. I cleaned out my inbox, and I had PM'ed over 60 board members, and that's just the ones that wrote me back. There's still at least another 10 I never heard back from and another 17 I'm still waiting final word from. Beardown knows the thread...I didn't not invite anybody. Well, except maybe for a couple people. But I've forgotten who they were...good question...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

I put myself at about 50/50 for attending the actual event, and about 0% for the afterparty (I have a wife)

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In like Flynn:
redneckmommy-taking pictures
1. CoF-"quite naturally"
2. Suckers Playground
3. Hawkeye Vince
4. Killer V
5. the Original Kid Cairo
6. spmack
7. Krazy Ivan
8. Crystal Lake Hoffey
9. Coast2Coast
10. W_Z
11. bigfan
12. T-Bone
13. hawkeye
14. spanky
15. darren-tinley park

The willing but unsure:
1. Nas-will know Tues.
2. Bagels
3. frontman
4. Baby Izzo
5. donspiracy
6. Mac-depending on football schedules
7. RodeoVann
8. buckeyejake
9. My Coach Vinny-if he shows, will not play...
10. M_C-traveling south but will try
11. stoneroses?

The [almost] no way Jose list:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater (Obama gave me hope)

The no way Jose list:
Bulldog Scott
Irish Boy (broken arm)
Stinkfinger (family)
RFDC (Missouri)
shirtless driver (work)
Colonel Angus
lipidquadcab (Iowa)
Boilermaker Rick ("business")
Phil McCracken
Matt Murton's Beard (Oregon)
Evergreen Tommy
Soup Fan Anthony
Beebo
buryman (Michigan)
darkside-hunting
newper
Ugueth Will...
Ryno's Wife
Tad Queasy
Chowderhead MacSwain
bwfalcon
necroscope
Baby McNown

Saturday November 22nd, 1-3 PM. redneckmommy is making after-event plans, post or PM her with any questions. 8029 W Forest Preserve Ave Chicago, IL 60634. Cost: $25/ea (could be less but bring that much) to cover gym costs. Don't let that stop you from coming if that's the only impediment though.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

You can move me to your ethnically insensitive "No way Jose" list.

I would just like to say, as a graduate of the University of Illinois, I find your perpetuating of harmful stereotypes offensive and I will not take part in any "sporting" event that puts forth those views. You are mocking all the great Joses that have come before - Cardenal, Conseco, Cuervo, and the Pussycats - the list goes on and on. I must also inform you that there will be no NCAA Tourney @ Hiawatha thread as a result.

Somewhere, a single tear is rolling down the face of Jose Feliciano. Unfortunately, he can't see it.

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You know me like that.

I wonder what Chief Illiniwek would think of the above post...

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I will not move you.

Since Obama has been elected president, I have decided to go to college. I already have a degree, but he has given me hope that my bachelors degree will magicallyobamaify into a Masters. He will also give me a job paying a minimum of $100,000/yr. and pay off my mortgage, and he is planning by 2010 to buy me a new car. I have the AUDACITY to HOPE. Obama will ensure you show up. Your Illiniwek is no match for my OBAMA.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Do they still sell the shoes. I just called the store in Yorktown and they don't have shoes anymore. Granted, that store is closing soon. I was planning on dropping by the store in Chicago Ridge on Thursday, but only if I know they still sell shoes.

I was at the one in Ridge mall a month or 6 weeks ago, and they had shoes.

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Stratford Square one still has shoes and alot of them.