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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: What will ultimately kill Hoops?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:57 am

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As is well documented on the site, Hoops has never succeeded. First, Nas had his kidneys explode. Then FarveFan was deployed to Dijibouti or somewhere similar. Yet, along comes COF and teases us with the potential of an actual Hoops event occurring.

Now with just three and a half days left, the whispers have begun. Hawkeye Vince has a sinus headache. Suckers Playground can't find shoes. So I ask you, what will be the likely cause of cancellation for yet another Hoops event?

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:14 am

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I think if Hiawatha park burns to the ground, the police have their first suspect already...

But I'm going to say everyone shows up, but nobody brings a ball.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:24 am

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The cooler collapses on T-Bone.

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City of Fools

Post subject: Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:35 am

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three words... "freak gasoline accident"

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:41 am

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STORMWATCH - November 22, 2008

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Hawkeye Vince

Post subject: Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:42 am

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Come hell or high water, Hawkeye Vince will be there. Wearing pants.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:44 am

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Killer V scares everyone away with his constant 'anti-prop 8' talk. And his highly inappropriate choice of outfit...

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spanky

Post subject: Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:46 am

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Hawkeye Vince wrote:

Come hell or high water, Hawkeye Vince will be there. Wearing pants.

Don't forget! A dark AND a light colored shirt!

I say the event will commence, but will end quickly when 3/4 of the participants die after attempting their first semi-quick step.

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suckers playground

Post subject: Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:47 am

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T-Bone wrote:

STORMWATCH - November 22, 2008

Good point. If I see my shadow in Dunning (or if it snows), I will not make it to Hiawatha.

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Hawkeye Vince

Post subject: Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:49 am

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The current forecast is More clouds than sun - high of 37. Good thing this isn't Sunday - sunday is supposed to be sloppy.

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Darren - Tinley Park

Post subject: Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:30 am

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spanky wrote:

I say the event will commence, but will end quickly when 3/4 of the participants die after attempting their first semi-quick step.

For some odd reason, I can actually picture this :shock:

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City of Fools

Post subject: Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:33 am

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we better have subs...

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:36 am

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Something negative will happen to North and Most of the people going will be unable to stop reading and posting about it at home

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City of Fools

Post subject: Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:38 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Something negative will happen to North and Most of the people going will be unable to stop reading and posting about it at home

so you'll be the only one that shows up?

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:41 am

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City of Fools wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Something negative will happen to North and Most of the people going will be unable to stop reading and posting about it at home

so you'll be the only one that shows up?

Ill be with my daughter watching elmo or having a tea party regardless.

Again, I dont like North at all I find him stupid and terribly annoying but the anti-north sentiment here cracks me up. Nothing wrong with it. Its just funny.

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conns7901

Post subject: Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:07 am

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I went from no chance to small chance at making it.

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Not over yet.

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City of Fools

Post subject: Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:34 am

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really? I didn't have you on any list, but I'll put you among the maybe's...

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Redneckmommy

Post subject: Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:39 am

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City of Fools wrote:

we better have subs...

what type of subs? And are they from subway or jimmy johns?

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:43 am

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The fact that RedNeckMommy may actually bring a camera is making me
think twice about showing up.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:48 am

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Whos the girl on the wall next to the shawon o meter? (Not the flasher) other one.

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Hawkeye Vince

Post subject: Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:58 am

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spanky wrote:

Hawkeye Vince wrote:

Come hell or high water, Hawkeye Vince will be there. Wearing pants.

Don't forget! A dark AND a light colored shirt!

I say the event will commence, but will end quickly when 3/4 of the participants die after attempting their first semi-quick step.

I'm planning to be in that 1/4 that lives. Sorry Hoffy.

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Hawkeye Vince

Post subject: Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:59 am

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Here's a valid question - if we show up early, do we have to go to the front desk and say we are with the City of Fools reservation?

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City of Fools

Post subject: Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:18 pm

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I'm not sure what it's saved under, but I believe it's Keith...I'll try to be there early.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:22 pm

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City of Fools wrote:

I'm not sure what it's saved under, but I believe it's Keith...I'll try to be there early.

I was going to just go to the desk and say "I'm here to play basketball with some guys I've never met".

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City of Fools

Post subject: Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:25 pm

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KI, is your handle derived from Hunt for the Red October?

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:33 pm

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City of Fools wrote:

KI, is your handle derived from Hunt for the Red October?

That's the first time I heard the term...

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:14 pm

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I'll bet KI has lots of cats....

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:16 pm

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What will kill hoops? SHARK and Kid Cairo have a battle to the death fight in the parking lot before hand, forcing the gym to close for the day.

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Redneckmommy

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Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:27 pm

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T-Bone wrote:

The fact that RedNeckMommy may actually bring a camera is making me
think twice about showing up.

don't worry said pictures will not be published unless they need to be for further blackmail

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Brick

Post subject: Re: What will ultimately kill Hoops?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:28 pm

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HIV.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060920113940AAe3Tjk

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