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Coming to Redneckmommy's After-Party
Yes 47%  47%  [ 8 ]
No, I'm married 53%  53%  [ 9 ]
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Hawkeye Vince
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I'm planning to eat a plate of beans before I show up.
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The Original Kid Cairo
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Hawkeye Vince wrote:
I'm planning to eat a plate of beans before I show up.

See, here's the thing...you can have your plate of beans but when people talk about "being in the zone", they're talking about me. But the misconception is that I have to shoot the ball. That's incorrect. I don't have to shoot the ball to be effective. I'd much rather reward one of my bigs down low with an excellent precision pass.

So while you're polluting the gym with your ass gas, understand that Kid Cairo shows up every night ready to play as if it's my last. I won't be affected.

Last year, they said we were a step slow...that we didn't come ready to play. But we've got some excellent personnel and some guys that are hungry for the opportunity to make some good things happen on the court. It's gonna be an exciting afternoon and I'm just happy to be a part of this organization.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
You see, a lot of people have been wondering how Kid Cairo's been feeling. Whether or not he'll be able to respond to the criticisms about his game. Whether or not he can play consistently at this level. Well I'm looking at this as a statement game. I've read what's been written about me in the media, but no one can question my committment to this game. I'm in the best condition of my life and this weekend, certainly, I have something to prove. I was ready for Hoops 1, Hoops 2, Hoops 12, and Hoops 36. Kid Cairo's philosophy is "just gimme the damn ball."

Some of what I've read in the media has been, "Oh, they'll just try to take away his right hand and force him to go left." If they'd been watching me lately they'd know that I spent all summer working on my game, developing, and just trying to be one of the biggest assets to my team.

Then they said, "Just cut off the lane and force him to shoot the jumper." That's just another aspect to my game I've been working on. But I don't hate the haters. I realize they have a job too, and it's to hate. Me? I'm just sitting back waiting for my opportunity to prove I belong here.

Ivan? Killer? Suckers? Spmack? Hoffy? I can compete with these guys and I'm just looking forward to the opportunity to prove it. My fans will be there and that's enough motivation for me to leave it all on the court.

something tells me Cairo's dropping a double nickel on us all...

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Hawkeye Vince
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something tells me Cairo's dropping a double nickel on us all...


He's only doing that if he's got two nickels in his pocket.
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hope those coming from the indiana side can make it...

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hope those coming from the indiana side can make it...


Wait a minute. You invited people from Indiana? Thats it, im out for Hoops.

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I'm still in, but I'm wearing a Kevlar corset and leaving my wallet in the car.

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Hawkeye Vince
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I'm still in, but I'm wearing a Kevlar corset and leaving my wallet in the car.


You're still bringing your car? heck, I'm walking.
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suckers playground
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Excellent point. Walking would allow me to avoid public transportation, which is good because public transportation is terrifying.

Hell, I might just hire a steed and a gunslinger to get me there.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Ivan? Killer? Suckers? Spmack? Hoffy? I can compete with these guys and I'm just looking forward to the opportunity to prove it. My fans will be there and that's enough motivation for me to leave it all on the court.

What happens if you're all on the same team? :scratch:

COF, has it been decided how we're gonna choose teams? Names in a hat? First come, first serve? Color of the shirt you wear into the building?
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If we actually get 15 guys to show do we run 3 teams or two with subs?
I guess we will see who actually shows and go from there.

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Can't we just have two people shoot to see who gets to pick the teams? Have those who want to pick shoot from the top of the key. That's what I'm used to.

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Well, with this group it may have to be a lay-up drill style draft.

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Hawkeye Vince
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TBone - with the group of guys here it'll be 2 teams with subs :-)
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Hawkeye Vince wrote:
TBone - with the group of guys here it'll be 2 teams with subs :-)



but where are we getting said subs from? Alpine

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Probably makes the most sense. I can leave the defibrulator at home then.
Wait, did I just say that? That isn't mine...

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T-Bone wrote:
If we actually get 15 guys to show do we run 3 teams or two with subs?
I guess we will see who actually shows and go from there.

3 teams :? ?? With the shape some of us are in :oops: . It has to be two teams with subs 8) .


Krazy Ivan wrote:
Can't we just have two people shoot to see who gets to pick the teams? Have those who want to pick shoot from the top of the key. That's what I'm used to.

But then that won't save me from the embarrasment of being picked last based on my appearance (short, white, no skill) :oops: :cry: .
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Shooting for first teams sounds good. Figuring out who is who is another.
Some of you guys know one another but I am in the dark a bit. I should be
able to figure out who Suckers is at least.

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Shooting for first teams sounds good. Figuring out who is who is another.
Some of you guys know one another but I am in the dark a bit. I should be
able to figure out who Suckers is at least.



I'll be the guy who looks nothing like the way you picture him...

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Hawkeye Vince
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Let me just say I'll be easy to pick out since I'll probably have some sort of hawkeye gear on.
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I'll be the guy who looks nothing like Al Davis.

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Killer V
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Why don't we shoot to see who shoots first?

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i am a great sixth man. but i probably have more endurance than most of you. :P so whoever picks me, you will suck, but i will run the hell out of that floor!
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Killer V
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I'll be the guy who can only go left, and not very well either.

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Hawkeye Vince
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We need the injury report

Hawkeye Vince does not report any injuries.
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I am 100% and as ready as I'll ever be.

I'm just glad Doug-EP isn't going to be there for fear of a vicious under-cut for daring to criticize King Billy. :wink:

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T-Bone reports in as being slightly banged up but ok to run up and
down the court. Last night at volleyball I dove for a ball and almost
had my thumb bent back far enough to touch my forearm. That hurt
a little and is on my shooting hand but maybe it will help... knowing how
I shoot while not injured. I did pick up a mouth guard just in case
but may not wear it if it hinders air getting to my burning lungs.

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Hawkeye Vince
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I did pick up a mouth guard just in case
but may not wear it if it hinders air getting to my burning lungs.

As long as you stay away from Hoffy, you'll be fine.
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