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 Post subject: Deathwatch: The Pope
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Pneumonia in both lungs.
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Fiberglass is made from glass that is stretched into thin fibers. If it gets into the lungs, it can cause all sorts of respiratory problems.

Fiberglass should be nowhere near a papal office !

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Pneumonia in both lungs.


Quite an accomplishment for a guy with only one lung.

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Pneumonia in both lungs.


Quite an accomplishment for a guy with only one lung.

:lol:

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Pneumonia in both lungs.


Quite an accomplishment for a guy with only one lung.


:lol:

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I'll have to change out the portrait in my hallway next to JFK and the board mods
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Critical condition.

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I would choose a Pope in his twenties. That way you don't have to go through so many Popes, and he could really get to work on some long-term initiatives.

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One downside to the office is that the selection process for a new Pontiff is absolutely electric. It has to be in the back of your head that there’s a decent number of people who are more amped up for a potential smoke-watch than almost anything you can do in your official capacity.

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One downside to the office is that the selection process for a new Pontiff is absolutely electric. It has to be in the back of your head that there’s a decent number of people who are more amped up for a potential smoke-watch than almost anything you can do in your official capacity.

These "non-denominational" Baptists can do so-called church services with laser light shows and sick guitar solos, but when it comes to putting on a show, you can't beat the classics.

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I'm hoping for a woman pope this time.

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I'm hoping for a woman pope this time.


Well you can hope but it is not going to happen.

Could be some members of this bored if it wasn't for the "use of reason" requirement.

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Be capable of accepting and exercising the office's jurisdiction
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“Be baptized a Catholic man” is leaving a whole lotta wiggle room, as it were.
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Brick wrote:
I'm hoping for a woman pope this time.


Well you can hope but it is not going to happen.

Could be some members of this bored if it wasn't for the "use of reason" requirement.

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To be elected pope, a person must be a baptized Catholic man who is elected by the College of Cardinals.
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Be a baptized Catholic man
Be capable of accepting and exercising the office's jurisdiction
Have the use of reason

Looks like I'm eligible.

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Brick wrote:
a retard wrote:
Brick wrote:
I'm hoping for a woman pope this time.


Well you can hope but it is not going to happen.

Could be some members of this bored if it wasn't for the "use of reason" requirement.

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To be elected pope, a person must be a baptized Catholic man who is elected by the College of Cardinals.
Requirements
Be a baptized Catholic man
Be capable of accepting and exercising the office's jurisdiction
Have the use of reason

Looks like I'm eligible.

I thought you went to College of Boilermakers.
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a retard wrote:
Brick wrote:
I'm hoping for a woman pope this time.


Well you can hope but it is not going to happen.

Could be some members of this bored if it wasn't for the "use of reason" requirement.

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To be elected pope, a person must be a baptized Catholic man who is elected by the College of Cardinals.
Requirements
Be a baptized Catholic man
Be capable of accepting and exercising the office's jurisdiction
Have the use of reason

This election will be stolen from Trump.

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a retard wrote:
Brick wrote:
I'm hoping for a woman pope this time.


Well you can hope but it is not going to happen.

Could be some members of this bored if it wasn't for the "use of reason" requirement.

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To be elected pope, a person must be a baptized Catholic man who is elected by the College of Cardinals.
Requirements
Be a baptized Catholic man
Be capable of accepting and exercising the office's jurisdiction
Have the use of reason

This election will be stolen from Trump.

Nah. Rules like that are dated and can be changed on a whim. Trump will fire all of the cardinals and replace them with cronies who then elect him Pope. The Vatican is loaded with valuables which can be exchanged for U.S. protection, and besides, everyone is saying they want to be the 52nd state. Maybe rename it American city.

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He's a commie. Will serve his after life in hell.
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I hope his death doesn't affect his lovely singing voice.

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i didnt even know he was sick

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Curious Hair wrote:
I would choose a Pope in his twenties. That way you don't have to go through so many Popes, and he could really get to work on some long-term initiatives.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxWT4hMz2ZM

a young pope would be a conservative pope. I don't think that will come out of this group of cardinals. I'll take one more focused on the spiritual than the mundane. Tell them who we are and why we are.

In THIS house we believe...

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Im voting for Seacrest

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Seacrest aside and American Pope would be a thing.

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Seacrest aside and American Pope would be a thing.


Pope Biden, downright spry comparatively
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