https://www.milb.com/player/chase-strumpf-668664

Also sucks.

I feel like the Cubs are now acquiring players to highlight the lisps of the guys at the Score.

The microphones have to be drenched by 7 am with Haugh pronouncing Shaw like Cindy Brady. Brian Thaw.

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Late 2nd round pick, can't hit enough. I'm surprised that he's still with the organization, but he can back up three infield positions.

That second round was pretty bad other than the Orioles paying first round bonus money for Gunnar Henderson at #42. Josh Smith and Jared Triolo are the only other infielders in that round who have had at least 100 AB at the major league level.

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fuck Jared Triolo