I think we need an event where us out of shape fat guys can dominate. i.e. beer drinking and bowling.

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What are you talking about, you would have fit in perfectly with the rest of us (with a couple of exceptions).

no kidding....

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Looks like a great time, and am still kicking myself for not being able to show. Really looking forward to the next one - make it soon!

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from the no one cares file:

The Official City of Fools Hoops @ Hiawatha I Awards
(feel free to add)

Floorburns Award: W_Z
Shoot First, Ask Questions Later Award: W_Z
Best D Award: W_Z and Darren-Tinley Park
Three-Point Accuracy Award: Tie between conns7901, Spanky, T-Bone and Hawkeye Vince
Fresh Legs Award: the Original Kid Cairo, for showing up after the first 3 games
Shot Blocker Award: Krazy Ivan and M_C
Most Impressive Award: Killer V (CLH a close second)
Survival Award: Crystal Lake Hoffy
Largest Beer Consumption and Yet Not Puking While Playing Award: Crystal Lake Hoffy
Best Choice of Where to Dive for a Loose Ball: spanky
Worst Choice of Where to Dive for a Loose Ball: W_Z
Last Second Registration Award: conns7901
Love at First Crash Award: W_Z and the Original Kid Cairo
MVP: T-Bone, for bringing the Cooler
Most Likely to Yell Loud Things Award: City of Fools (Hey, I had to give myself something)
Best Photography Award: redneckmommy

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This one is definitely the Kool Aid Man.

I'd add, highlight reel play of the game: Killer V taking the alley-oop from Hawkeye Vince and scoring on the break.

I did think about dunking that one. Then I remembered that I'm old and have no vertical (especially in the fourth or fifth game) and just laid it in.

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Billy Ho would've dunked in that situation. You're no Billy Ho.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

if I had to pick the most consistant of the four, yep, I think conns gets it...and gotta agree with you on the alley oop too...

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Hey, nobody's talking about how I kicked off the final game with three straight baskets. I'm Tracy McGrady.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

other than for the Fresh Legs Award and Love at First Crash, your sample size was far too small to qualify for any of the other prestigious awards

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Well Ahmad, everybody's been wanting to know how I've been feeling in the wake of the Hoops event. I feel great. My goal was to go out there and have fun and just help my team in any way I could and I think I accomplished that. The important thing was to make sure I wasn't wrapped too tightly mentally. I just wanted to loosen up and do what I knew I could do.

One of my teammates Killer V talked to me before the game and said, "We really need you go out there and carry us today." I was flattered by the confidence he showed in me but it was important that I didn't go out there and try to do too much. We had five guys on the floor and in order for us to win, we needed all five guys to contribute. Between myself, Vince, Killer, Hoffy, and M_C, we had more than enough firepower.

Do I have any ill-will towards Zack? No. We talked after the game and I got the sense that he was extremely intimidated by me (understandably so). I had to reassure him that collisions often happen on the court when guys are out there hustling and giving 110% so as far as I'm concerned, it's water under the bridge.

As far as what the future holds, I'm just planning on building on the last game and carrying some of that momentum into Hoops 2.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Had a great time on Saturday, good to meet most of you.

Much to my dismay, Killer V turned out to be a lot better than I expected.

I'll remeber to bring my jumper with me next time....I'll look to purchase some handles as well...

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Hey, where's the love for DTP? Some of his passes allowed you to score all those points .

Hey, I personally accept your application into Black Lodge and this is how you repay me?

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Sorry about that Darren. You gave me more assists than all the rest of those stiffs.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Thanks. And you turned out to be much.......taller than I thought.

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This is bullshit - Zack and I were the ones looking for you 30 seconds after the last game ended - and you were already gone. Zack said something about "Where's Cairo - let's see if he's man enough to finish this." I just went along to make sure he let you up after a while......

But you were gone.

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Why, that little......

Lemme at him. Lemme at him. I'll sink Zack like a one-foot putt. YOU TELL HIM I SAID THAT!

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

fixed

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Cairo, I'm so glad you showed up...next time we'll get Goff...yeah, Jason, we're laying down a challenge...

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Brokebackboard Court. Starring W_Z and Kid Cairo.

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My bad, Kid. Do I get a card or a badge or something?

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Next time, I PLAY FOR KEEPS!!!

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hello fitness friends...

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Peep the signature Ivan. You are now officially IN LIKE FLYNN.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

how does Darkside qualify and I do not? Making room for albinos?

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That is a good question... Maybe it's because his avatar is black.

edit: balck

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