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W_Z
PostPosted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:33 pm 
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Pretty good stuff from America's most trusted news source, "The Onion".

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/cubs_absence_from_world
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Colonel Angus
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Reads like it was thought of and written by a Junior H.S. student, that is a White Sox fan. Not really creative or entertaining at all.

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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
Not really creative or entertaining at all.


Fail
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Keyser Soze
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A 4 year or 40 year extension??
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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
Reads like it was thought of and written by a Junior H.S. student. Not really creative or entertaining at all.

Funny, I think the same about your posts.

Look on the bright side, steve. This gives you 4 years to come up with some goofy ass slogan for the 2013 Cubs.

Live the dream in twenty thirteen!

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Not as good as the one where Prior signed a long-term deal with the DL...

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Not as good as the one where Prior signed a long-term deal with the DL...


Nothing will ever top this one, imho...

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41417
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This one made me chuckle too:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_br ... s_fuck_you

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Elmhurst Steve wrote:
Reads like it was thought of and written by a Junior H.S. student. Not really creative or entertaining at all.

Funny, I think the same about your posts.

Look on the bright side, steve. This gives you 4 years to come up with some goofy ass slogan for the 2013 Cubs.

Live the dream in twenty thirteen!


Frank, your posts would have to improve dramatically to rise to the level of a Jr. H.S. student. I'm not at all concerned with the future prospects of the Cubs, as they have become a perennial contender, with back to back N.L. Central titles and a NL leading record in 2008. Jim Hendry will keep the team on track, I am confident. It's only a matter of time before this team wins multiple titles. Might as well get used to the idea that the Cubs are no longer going to be contending just once in a while.

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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
I'm not at all concerned with the future prospects of the Cubs, as they have become a perennial contender, with back to back N.L. Central titles and a NL leading record in 2008.


Hey man, dont get too happy, they got swept out the first round of the playoffs both times. All that makes them is perennial losers.

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some people just can't appreciate good satire. i hear that's what killed george orwell.
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I forgot. steve thinks the '08 Cubs was a <Borat> great success </Borat>. So naturally he would not find this funny at all.

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some people just can't appreciate good satire. i hear that's what killed george orwell.

I always thought it was cholerstrol.

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Colonel Angus
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Darkside wrote:
W_Z wrote:
some people just can't appreciate good satire. i hear that's what killed george orwell.

I always thought it was cholesterol.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
I forgot. steve thinks the '08 Cubs was a <Borat> great success </Borat>. So naturally he would not find this funny at all.

Not a great success just part of the championship mountain
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Killer V wrote:
Not as good as the one where Prior signed a long-term deal with the DL...


Nothing will ever top this one, imho...

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41417

"But in the end, he just went out there and had a lot of fingers"
funny stuff...

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