..............finish it for me!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

you're over 35 and not in a band.

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@audioidkid

...you have manboobs?

...you're over 30?

...you live in the suburbs?

...someone can call you "daddy"?

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Seriously?

...you look like you have an actual affliction.

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You know me like that.

your Extreme Couture or tapout shirts are clean.

Affliction shirts are like wearing the shirt of the band you are going to see. $100 for a cotton t-shirt with tattoo clip art on it is steep. They have a ton at TJ Maxx by me.

...100 or so pantsless cretins on an internet message board are determined to review your every flaw

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

hey...i'm not a cretin!

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@audioidkid

Winner!!!

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...but never talk about and/or know anything about mixed martial arts and cage fighting.

That's like me going to Target in my Office Excel hat and t-shirt and NOT expect someone to strike up a conversation about spreadsheets and TPS reports.

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CSFMB: Home of the small minded

...if you are 56 and trying to act like you are 26!

I haven't seen anyone wear anything so much since my little brother made the football team and wore the jacket every single day for a year!

I rarely notice what people wear, but this just sticks out like a sore thumb.

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""I am now done at the Score."
Mike North, June 24, 2008

Spanky, the fact that you knew what I was talking about worries me.

Why? UFC live on Spike TV tonight at 9.

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@audioidkid

I think the best answer to this is You shouldn't wear an AFFLICTION T Shirt...AT ALL.

Still my favorite.

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This is my signature...

,,,you have an entire message board communtiy scrutinizing your every move

Where do you derive your inspiration?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Shall I pretend to understand that question?

Ok it comes from inner strength

Hawkeye you're about the only guy on this board who could probably wear one and look halfway decent in it....

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And inner fire.

And inner passion.

And Field Turf.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Right...and hawkeye won't even wear one.

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@audioidkid

So I did some research...does hawkeye wax his chest?

http://www.myspace.com/afflictionsite

guess North is a fan of these guys. music sounds like carcass meets C.O.C.
vocals sound like crap.

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@audioidkid

You'd think he'd be true to his musical tastes and at least get one of these:

They sell them at the Hard Rock for $129 and then you can buy some $00 jeans to go with it.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

One of these can't be too far away from making a morning show appearance... definitely Mike's style:

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

you can get them at Buckle for $49. i still wear the same t-shirts from 10 years ago.

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@audioidkid