Having speant an afternoon next to the 115lb Finji in the Boyquarirum at the Carmen Delfalco center aka , am 1000 AND now hearing the salty, depends wearing Bruce Levine almost threw down with my guy Finji in the production meeting today , I want to hear what actually happen.

Finji doesn't seem the fighting type but I would think the 80 year old Levine would put a beating on you Finji.

levine's garbled speech patterns make it seem as if he were speaking from the bottom of a latrine. Professor Cracky breaks another story and some wind, the Daily Double.

Bruce is good for updates but SUCKS BALLS when he is on his own show on saturday. I would rather listen to current rap music than listen to Bruce talk on the radio. He comes across as a whinny bitch that if you don't agree with what he says, than you must be an idiot and your wrong. Like when he said Kerry Wood meant to hit a batter in the bottom of the 9th one game agaisnt the Brewers. Harry said that was crazy and Bruce almost(and probably did) shit himself he was so pissed that anyone would challenge his opinion.

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He does get pissy pretty quickly.

He's an old man, he's confused.

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I'll log off and wait for the Moises Alou or Gary Miller post.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

You'd be pissy too if your hips hurt and your diaper was full. Damn kids...

*weakly shakes fist and starts coughing*

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"I'm not smiling because I thought what you said was humorous. I'm smiling because one day I know you'll be dead..."

Bruce detailed this weekend how only Jim Hendry was qualified to create an opinion on whether Milton Bradley had suddenly matured at the age of 32.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I think Bruce is pretty knowledgeable and has great sources of information, but if you attack a GM for a stupid move, he almost always find an angle to protect and defend the GM. Plus, I agree that if you do not see things the way he does, he comes off as dismissive of your opinion.

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Go Cubs!!!!

I think Bruce loves Chicago GMs, managers and players more than he loves women.

You guys hit it. His entire theory with managers and GMs is "they're the GM and manager so they must be right".

Being friends with them is most important to Bruce. More so the managers and GMs. But some ball players as well.

If you heard what happened, Harry was quick to defend Levine.

Stu Gotz...with my shoes on I'm more like 120 pounds. Either way, I think Bruce and I would still be in the same weight class.

lightweight candy asses.

I remember when Silvy said fighting Bruuuuuuuce would be like fighting Bea Arthur...

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"I'm not smiling because I thought what you said was humorous. I'm smiling because one day I know you'll be dead..."

I remember when Bea Arthur said she would kick the shit out of Silvy.

Bruce is a thin-skinned, self important, gasbag. He makes Murph seem cuddly.

EDIT: Krazy Ivan Putz-ski has a thing for Ms. Arthur.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer