ALL GLORY TO TEH HUGE SHOW!!!1ONE

HUGE is back...

OK, about three minutes in, you've broken into a little Pappy there.

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My Maserati does 186.

The phone calls were great. Lamaar = Nas?

Great Phil Simms.

The best part about your HUGE shows is that you sound absolutely nothing like him or the tone of his show. Cracks me up.

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Wow, very nice!!!! That Phil Simms is best of breed. It is unfortunate that Madden is more popular than Simms... otherwise W_Z could be the new Caliendo.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Sorry Nas.

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hahahaha...well, you know the HUGE show is part pappy, part show in grand rapids i have *never* heard, nor heard *of*. simonson was before my time here, and i think that makes it easier to make fun of.

Does this mean that we have to fight now, Nas?

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Very funny stuff!

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Ya know if you took some of the charaters here and extrapolated them you might have something. You have a gift Zachy.

That was pretty good. A little long but good.

thanks. that was definitely the longest "huge show" episode i've done. most of them run about 6-8 minutes tops. i try to keep it tight, but in this case, since it was for the super bowl, i wanted to go all out.

Phil Simms is your strength. Try putting him in weird scenerios and situations. Make a series.

-Phil Simms takes a wrong turn and ends up in a black neighborhood.

-Phil's wife walks in on him with a naked man.

-Phil Simms goes to Dinver

Here is the actual Simms telling his life story.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIg0pBEAhuU

that was great, simms, great, the jab at the MSU interns at the end cracked me up as many of my friends are MSU loyalists. well done sir!

and with the line "the team that scores the most points most likely will win"

Phil Simms + Tim McCarver = MATCH!

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"Stay out of courtrooms-but if you must go in be Well Armed and Don't compromise. You are innocent, remember that. They are guilty" -- Dr. Gonzo

I thought of some more...

-Phil Simms confronts Muslim Extremists

-Phil Simms screws in a light bulb

-Bill Parcells rapes Phil Simms

-Phil Simms is shocked when his wife gives birth to a black baby

-Phil Simms does long division

-Phil Simms declares war on Dinver

-Phil Simms gets a hooker

-Phil Simms gets addicted to Meth

-Jim Nance makes a pass at Phil Simms

I could picture Phil Simms' face photoshopped on Nick Nolte's mugshot.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

Simms: Uh, what show is this? I thought this was ESPN.

Huge: It is:

Simms: Uh, I've never heard of you...

And yes, Lamar was Nas ....you might as well get us all in the studio and we can do some stuff.

You should do a Phil Simms vs Tim McCarver. That would be great. My all time favorite MCCarverism was when he said about a pitcher "If he throws one more ball, then that's ball four. And that's a walk".

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It didn't sound like you in voice, but it sounded like you in spirit.

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