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PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:36 am 
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I just drive a woman's car...


Are people still giving you shit about that? Its uncalled for. I drive the number one car for middle-aged single women who like to do a lot of grocery shopping.

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Once again I was shocked to find out a couple of regulars are really women.


Really? Who? Do they not want to be exposed?


I have long assumed that Irish Boy is female.

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At the beginning I passed a bit, but then I got drunk with power (aka, showed off) and tried to drive the lane over and over again. I think I ended up 3 for 75.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:05 am 
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You guys learn anything from Goff about the Score?

Please tell me one of you asked him what Boers means when he hints at "gay activity" between Drinky and Goff. It's not so much that I have to know. I'm sure the answer is nothing. I've just asked so much that I just want to get a response. Drinky and Goff never answer me.

Here's the thing Beardown: Nobody really cares that much about that stuff but you. You obsess over it. We were there to have a good time. I'm sure Goff didn't want to talk about work on a day off. That would be rude as hell to bombard him with questions like that.

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He was on time but he didn't pay for his Heineken again. This time he ordered 3 and ran out on the bill. What a piece of shit that OKC is.

And of course Nas is joking. What a joker you are...you jokester you.


I don't care about the shit I say as much as you think. I was the one that said it would have been rude to "pepper him with Score questions" before you did. I don't obsess over anything that I've said here. I am curious about the "gay shit" that Terry always opens the show hinting about. Just like to know what Terry is talking about. He says it every god damn day. I'll admit that. Just asking if that question came up. I'll live if I never know the answer. Looks like I never will. It's clear it's something Drinky and Goff are embarrased about or else they would have answered it here. So I respect that they won't answer it.

By the way, did anybody ask Webber if he's sick of Hampton's stuttering? :wink:


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Ryno's Wife put her boob in my potatoes.

That has to be slang for something.

No, it's not slang. It literally happend. See what you miss when you're on the other end of the table.


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I thought he got fries because they forgot his potatos. Or is it potatoes?

Before that, everyone ordered their drinks, IB was the only one to pull his drivers license waiting to be carded. I was thinking, dude, put that away or they are going to card Kid.

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I was thinking, dude, put that away or they are going to card Kid.

You know, that was the first time in my life I didn't get carded. I guess compared to Irish Boy I actually look like an adult.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 12:40 pm 
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Irish Boy wrote:
Darren from Tinley Park drove to the hoop about as well as anyone despite giving up a lot of height

Killer V has a sweet shot from the outside. Ivan too.

Jason Goff made me look like a fool

I don't think I saw WZ get tired once

Webby won almost every game he was on the court for

Entr0py and Suckers Playground were monsters on the boards

Cairo and Nas were damn good point guards

I almost broke a rib on a screen set by Hawkeye Vince

M_C has a sweet fadeaway jumper and can play on the inside as well

CoF is a sneaky bastard that would always be the first one down the court if you weren't paying attention

Spmack is built like a small forward, but he handled himself inside against the bigger guys nicely

Hack Wilson's Ribbies came up with more rebounds than he had a right to

Puckhead, Gremmie out of Control, et al. had a knack for finding a good passing lane for the guys cutting inside

Redneckmommy and Ryno's Wife are ladies of the first class, although Ryno's Wife put her boob in my potatoes.

I would agree with all this Irish Boy. I'd also like to add that your outside jumper was a lot better than I thought. There was one game where you lit us up.

Also, Zack is a pretty good defender. There were a few times where I tried to cross him over and he stripped me. It seems like every time I played I was matched up against Zack :shock:

I don't think I played as well as I could've...my better games were when we played half-court and Goff was on my team. There were a few times where I tried to split two defenders and get into the lane but I coughed the ball up a few times. My jumper was off too. Then Webby called a bogus travel on me when I got into the lane and did a sweet George Gervin finger roll. Hater.

Nas reminded me of Elton Brand...not that big, but definitely has a big man's mentality.

Suckers was a beast under the boards but his only problem was finishing strong.

Darren and Hackwilson's Ribbies were thoroughbreds...never showed any signs of fatigue.

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Darren and Hackwilson's Ribbies were thoroughbreds...never showed any signs of fatigue.


I appreciate the kind words, OKC - I'm feelin' that fatigue in a big way today :lol:

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Hack Wilson's Ribbies came up with more rebounds than he had a right to


They should all have been mine, IB - Maybe if I would've dove for the ball a little more... :geek:

Thanks again for settin' things up, COF - It was a great time and It was cool to meet everyone (and to see some that I've met again). There's good people on this board, and I'm lookin' forward to next time...


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There is no truth to the rumor that I started a race war on the court. It didn't happen until the game was over with.


:lol:


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Actually, for a second, I was thinking Nas had a little Cliff Levingston in him.

IB's game winning shot at the end reminded me more of a Toni Kukoc...

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IB's game winning shot at the end reminded me more of a Toni Kukoc...


So who pulled a Scottie and took themselves out?


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Puckhead wrote:
lipidquadcab wrote:
I just drive a woman's car...


Are people still giving you shit about that?


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Mr. Pink Phone and Beetle?


Yeah, pretty much...


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IB's game winning shot at the end reminded me more of a Toni Kukoc...

So who pulled a Scottie and took themselves out?

Watch it. :evil:

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There is no truth to the rumor that I started a race war on the court. It didn't happen until the game was over with.

Oddly enough, you started the race war with Krazy Ivan. I kept trying to convince you that he's black but you wouldn't listen.

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I thought you had a sense of humor Homeslice.


Talk to the people I work with...they could have told you I don't... :lol:


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There is no truth to the rumor that I started a race war on the court. It didn't happen until the game was over with.

Oddly enough, you started the race war with Krazy Ivan. I kept trying to convince you that he's black but you wouldn't listen.


He is not a member of black lodge yet so he is the enemy.


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I can't wait for Hoops 5 - the outside game. It would be like "StreetBall".

Of course I get to be "Hot Sauce". And since CoF always is in charge and runs things, he gets to be the big fat guy that just stands on the court with the microphone halfway in his mouth and just repeatedly screams "Oh Bay-Be! Oh Bay-Be!!!". Nas would get to be "Skip to My Lou" now that he's just known as Rafer Alston - you know, since their W-2's are similar. And Kid Cairo would be "The Professor" naturally. They're like twins..... :wink:

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Well Ivan, at least we know Nas likes part of you.

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Darren and Hackwilson's Ribbies were thoroughbreds...never showed any signs of fatigue.

:shock: Then you weren't looking close enough Kid. I was dying at the end (of course that's because my team wouldn't lose :P ).


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There is no truth to the rumor that I started a race war on the court. It didn't happen until the game was over with.

Oddly enough, you started the race war with Krazy Ivan. I kept trying to convince you that he's black but you wouldn't listen.


He is not a member of black lodge yet so he is the enemy.


If you dont want him, Im sure we can start up a white lodge or something. Im sure it wont have the personality and fervor of the black lodge...

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:shock: Then you weren't looking close enough Kid. I was dying at the end (of course that's because my team wouldn't lose :P ).

Maybe that's it. It seemed like every time I looked up, you were still on the court.

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I was thinking, dude, put that away or they are going to card Kid.

You know, that was the first time in my life I didn't get carded. I guess compared to Irish Boy I actually look like an adult.


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good god what a day! CoF you are the man.

this was one of the most fun days i've had in a long time, and thanks to everybody for making it. my buddy also had a really good time and wanted to thank you guys for putting it together. unfortunately he's moving back to jersey so he won't be able to attend further hoops's but he wanted to let you guys know he appreciated it.

i passed the ball more than nas thinks...i actually racked up 3 whole assists.

IB was damn impressive with his shots. jay bilas would be proud of you.

i can't wait for the photos! :)

great day and thanks to all.

ps - the date finally happened, and all was :D

she is a very very cool girl.


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ps - the date finally happened, and all was :D

she is a very very cool girl.

Fuck you Zack. I really mean that, man. Fuck you dude. :cry: :cry: :cry:

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ps - the date finally happened, and all was :D

she is a very very cool girl.

You got a real sport, huh Zack? Sweet...

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Fuck you Zack. I really mean that, man. Fuck you dude. :cry: :cry: :cry:


Speaking of which, I didn't notice any physical contact between you two yesterday (of course, I was busy winning almost every game I played in so I probably missed it).

EDIT: Considering the current state of the board, I must emphasize the above was intended as a joke.

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ps - the date finally happened, and all was :D

she is a very very cool girl.

Fuck you Zack. I really mean that, man. Fuck you dude. :cry: :cry: :cry:


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Fuck you Zack. I really mean that, man. Fuck you dude. :cry: :cry: :cry:


Speaking of which, I didn't notice any physical contact between you two yesterday (of course, I was busy winning almost every game I played in so I probably missed it).


They had a collision early on. I thought I heard just about everyone cheering. Perhaps you were just confused and thought they were cheering for you?

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Perhaps you were just confused and thought they were cheering for you?


Well, the cheering for me was happening so often, you could see how I might have thought that... :wink:

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