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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:09 pm 
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Field turf. It's what's for dinner.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:18 pm 
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No, I have done everything to avoid him the last 6 years. I see no reason to change that practice now. Field Turf agrees.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:22 pm 
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I'm Chris Berman, and I lost 41 pounds with Field Turf. WHAT!!!???

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:29 pm 
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Field Turf will NOT tolerate political debates in this thread! This thread is a national treasure.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf has 2 seats on the 50 for the Super Bowl!

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf has already reported for spring training!

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf is upset his picture was shown on here.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:16 pm 
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Field turf is pro choice.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Douchebag wrote:
Field turf is pro choice.

Field Turf wants you to think he's pro choice


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:24 pm 
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Field Turf's is trying to shake these nicknames:

-Astro turf
-Artificial Turf
-The Rug
-Synthetic Turf


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf is not NSJ, as he is in Ohio.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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There is no chance that Field Turf will be installed at the Sears Centre.


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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For Field Turf, it's not just a job . . . It's a career.


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf approves of Irish Boy's Wednesday night antics, and looks forward to meeting him for drinks at 8pm Saturday.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:08 am 
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Field Turf would never dry finger a classmate in the back of a cab.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf has 5,000 friends on Facebook...

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf would never dry finger a classmate in the back of a cab.

In fact, Field Turf wasn't exactly sure what "dry finger" really meant, as Field Turf has been getting real pussy for years.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf also makes a great suit jacket.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf was booing Jerry Krause & John Paxson

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf is reporting that both Norm Van Lier & Red Kerr have died.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf would like spmack to understand and join the fun

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf would like spmack to understand and join the fun

:lol: I love cross-thread contamination. :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf doesnt quite know what to make of Hoffpauir


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf doesn't need no stinking Teleprompter. Field Turf can think on his feet.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:12 am 
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Field Turf thinks Jay Cutler is an upgrade of Kyle Orton.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Jay Cutler will be eating lots of Field Turf behind the current line.


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf doesn't want Jay Culter's mouth anywhere NEAR him. Field Turf doesn't swing that way!

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf loves the sausage patty.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:57 pm 
Field Turf doesn't think that Matty and Jason are Bernsie clones


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field turf is glad to see beardown back.

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