You all joined me last year (thanks to beardown for creating the thread) and we had many lulz.

Let's do it again tonight.

I'm starting this kind of early, I know. I'm quite bored right now.

Somebody just referred to "the late Heath Ledger" Is his limo running behind or something?

they must be and i am DYING to see how he's dressed.

i have a crush on taraji.

Merryl Streep's daughter is hot.

Not gonna lie... that opening bit was fantastic.

i was ROFLing.

Hell yeah. If came down to it though, I might have to take Freida Pinto home with me instead

I could care less if you come to this country and can speak english perfectly or you know two or three words. But how long has she been here? Her accent hasn't improved.

So wait - Heath Ledger is dead, but Goldie Hawn is alive? I need a minute.....

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I haven't seen any of these movies but I know Penelope Cruz can't act. Everytime I see her on screen it's mostly a struggle to understand what she is saying.

If they spend that much time sucking everybody's dick for every category this thing won't be over until 2 am

Not only is she alive, but she was the most attractive person on that stage until Penelope got on there.

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So, the fact that she speaks fluent English is of no matter to you, but the accent she has when speaking it is a real hang-up? I'd still do her - even after the whole T. Cruise "thing".

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Who was that amazonian looking tranny with the black hair?

Tina fey tries to hard. She's cute and likable but just looks silly all dolled up. Get her a t-shirt and jeans.

Well, if you're a good actress, you should be able to get rid of that accent for a movie.

Several Brits and Ausies ditch their accents for a character.

Uh, yeah, she really speaks fluent english.

she's as phony as hell, and that was a bullshit award.

but "milk" was a great script, even though it was a win. "in bruges" was better.

I love how someone goes up on stage, says something about how he or she has been oppressed or whatever else, and the entire building goes up in applause.

Everyone in that theater agrees with what that guy said? I find that hard to believe.

I agree. In Bruges was better, but Milk was going to win.

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see that's why it's annoying "milk" won. yes it was a really good script. YES, the writer *and* director of it was gay.

so you gotta get up there and make the whole thing about being gay? why not go the opposite route of being painfully obvious and thank the people that helped your ass get picked up in the industry in the first place instead of making some flowery emotional speech trying to act like you *are* harvey milk? smacked ass punk.

jack black needs to host these one year.

Who sunk that guy's shoe?

I believe we have a winner for best acceptance speech, anyone who thanks Mr. Roboto win.

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Better chance of understanding english in the White Sox dugout then on the stage of the Oscars.

that's going in the highlights.

I don't care that she has an accent. I just want to see her do one role where she isn't an imigrant coming to America to be fucked by an American.

Well, she was Tom Cruise's girlfriend...

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