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 Post subject: Re: LOLscars 2009
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her accent is painfully forced. that win was almost as bad as tommy lee jones winning for "the fugitive".
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I don't even know the movie for which she won. Somebody give me the plot really quick.
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 Post subject: Re: LOLscars 2009
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Daniel Craig is just as ugly as SJP.
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Daniel Craig is just as ugly as SJP.

and her hands are bigger.

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 Post subject: Re: LOLscars 2009
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I would do Sarah Jessica Parker, but only from behind.

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 Post subject: Re: LOLscars 2009
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woody allen flick, romantic comedy. looked pretty bad.

good win for "benjamin button". well deserved.

but the fact that screenplay went to "slumdog" should tell us all that you can add director and picture to that.
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 Post subject: Re: LOLscars 2009
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The fine acting of Penelope Cruz. This is how she got into Hollywood.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhLYMSYAm7M&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia-ekVP9XdU&feature=related


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 Post subject: Re: LOLscars 2009
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Irish Boy wrote:
I would do Sarah Jessica Parker, but only from behind.


you can't bring yourself to hit her in the face, eh?
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 Post subject: Re: LOLscars 2009
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Now I know how chicks feel when they watch the Super Bowl. I haven't seen any of these people all year, I don't care who wins, and I'm looking forward to the commercials.

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 Post subject: Re: LOLscars 2009
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I would do Sarah Jessica Parker, but only from behind.


you can't bring yourself to hit her in the face, eh?


Yeah, I could, but not sexually.

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 Post subject: Re: LOLscars 2009
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Irish Boy wrote:

Yeah, I could, but not sexually.


yes...that was what i was going for... :wink:
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 Post subject: Re: LOLscars 2009
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That girl looks like Janice from the Muppets.

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 Post subject: Re: LOLscars 2009
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nice montage. i've seen nearly all of those films...
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 Post subject: Re: LOLscars 2009
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Can actors use tongue in a regular, non-porn movie? Is that allowed? You think they would if they could, but they never do.

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Irish Boy wrote:
That girl looks like Janice from the Muppets.


My favorite Janice quote, from the great muppet caper:
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Look, Mother. It's my life. OK. So if I want to live on a beach and walk around naked... Oh


Yes, the great muppet caper is in my top 5 favorite movies.

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 Post subject: Re: LOLscars 2009
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I really wanna hate Brad Pitt, but I'll be goddamned if he aint one charming ass sunovabitch
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Irish Boy wrote:
Can actors use tongue in a regular, non-porn movie? Is that allowed? You think they would if they could, but they never do.


They can. You see it in the movies.
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 Post subject: Re: LOLscars 2009
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Rocks and Blows wrote:
I really wanna hate Brad Pitt, but I'll be goddamned if he aint one charming ass sunovabitch


yeah. he rules, the bastard.
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Can actors use tongue in a regular, non-porn movie? Is that allowed? You think they would if they could, but they never do.


They can. You see it in the movies.


When? I've never seen a tongue kiss in a regular movie. They always do that half-open suck-on-lip kiss.

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 Post subject: Re: LOLscars 2009
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:lol: stiller
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 Post subject: Re: LOLscars 2009
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Is Ben Stiller doing his best Jaoquin Phoenix... is it supposed to be funny?

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 Post subject: Re: LOLscars 2009
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:shock: Natalie Portman is a woman. A growed-up woman. That's Natalie Portman, right?

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 Post subject: Re: LOLscars 2009
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button'll win this.
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 Post subject: Re: LOLscars 2009
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Irish Boy wrote:
Can actors use tongue in a regular, non-porn movie? Is that allowed? You think they would if they could, but they never do.


You might get an R rating for it. Came across some film on IFC last year called "This Film Is Not Yet Rated". You can kill a million motherfuckers in one film and as long as no blood is seen you get a PG-13, but if you kill one guy and any blood is shed, you get an R.
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Is Ben Stiller doing his best Jaoquin Phoenix... is it supposed to be funny?


Theoretically.

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 Post subject: Re: LOLscars 2009
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oh well. "slumdog" had some good cinematography too.
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 Post subject: Re: LOLscars 2009
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How much cocaine do you think is in that room right now? Half a kilo?

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 Post subject: Re: LOLscars 2009
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Psycory wrote:
Is Ben Stiller doing his best Jaoquin Phoenix... is it supposed to be funny?


i thought it was damn hilarious.
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I've gotten tired with Ben Stiller. I dunno. I guess I never found him all that funny.

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 Post subject: Re: LOLscars 2009
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How much cocaine do you think is in that room right now? Half a kilo?

It depends if the real Joaqin Phoenix is there too.

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