Ok bastards, I watched all 4 hours today and since I am no longer bleeding out of my eyes, I will re-cap this.......4 hour mother f'ing shitfest....if you are sensing some attitude, your are right, this was the longest 4 hours since the last time any in-law was over to the house

Show started out with some cheeseball tribute to pappy and his NDHS role as asst. ass clown, this made me wanted to go right for the remote..but I didnt..noooooo, going to do this for CFMB....BASTARDS!!!!!!

It seems that Jigs has made the turn to kissing pappys ass...first check must have cleared.

Jen did her first remote and her shirt looks like someone wrapped a black sheet around her chest, this girl needs to find someone to dress her or she needs to stop dressing in the dark.

Come back from break and its about 15 minutes of medical staffing or whatever the fuck they call it, either way, i dont give a shit, i dont, give me some sports talk, not about how sally the nurse can get a temp job...dumb....bastards!!!!

Back to NDHS and now they have video of pappy at a game, he knows the camera is on his douchebag ass, so he posing some coach poses...whatever that means...see pappy yelling at a player, if I am that player, i smack the dropout and tell him to go sit his radio failing, hotdog slinging ass back down and I might hire him when I get out of college.

Talking white sox and cubs....jigs doesnt see a player on the white sox he doesnt like..there is a fricken surprise!!! idiot bastards!!! I cant beleive this shit and I am watching it....4 hours bastards....you all owe me 10 bucks...

Pappy almost turns right into cici's hooters...best move he has made in years

More NDHS talk, jigs stroking pappy and how he works with the kids.....am i fricken stupid or does this team have a head coach??? If i was anyone else on this staff, i be pissed off by the fact that a giant fuck-wad like pappy takes 99.9% of any credit...whoo..they are in the sweet 16...all pappys work and on the 3rd day, pappy created light and marconi.

There is some douchebag looking guy coming up, some play, pappy seems excited.....

Its time to interview Chazz Palminteri...pappy is about to explode in his pants, seems to have man love for this guy..he is on plugging some play.

Pappy is going overboard with Chazz the spaz..fake laughing....I swear, if there was a way to actually give a blow job without having to do the deed, pappy is doing it right now.

Jigs makes a comment, pappy see's his spot, tells jigs "this is street stuff" makes some other comments about being a street "kid" . Listen Pappy, you are fricken 56 years old, you aint a kid, you need to stop referring to yourself as a kid, you are fricken on the back 9 of your fucked up life....fricken moron.

Pappy is trying to make love to chazz at this point, they are both street guys, right, pappy, this guy would beat your ass, take your wife and dog and come back to beat your street smart ass just to impress your wife....North is chazz's bitch it appears.

The interview is over and I expected pappy to be smoking a cig. when they came back or at least walking bull-legged.

Jen does her bad update again, prounces veersteeg name..ver-stick...thats what I heard...she is the best in the biz.

The end the show with random thoughts....they should just call it "more about pappy and NDHS"....some comments about chazz again, mikes lower lip quivers every time he says chazz's name.....its a fricken love story.

They close out the show by.....any guesses...come on.....thats right...NDHS time and place for their next game...at this point i am face first in my couch knowing that i cant leave until sportrise comes on.

If anyone can prove to me that they can sit through this 4 hour shit-fricken-fest...i will pay them 100 bucks...its not possible, yes i did, but i will never be the same again...this show, compared to the last time I watched more then 15 minutes is so much worse, its beyond words, its the same pappy crap, it never changes, I feel dumber for watching it, i truly do.

By the way...I love you all....but u are bastards.

One other thing, I watched all 4 hours and I know this seems short, but this is all they did, a lot of repeated crap.

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3 hours...your are right, but i watched sportsrise following it, so i could actually get some scores...so 4 hours of comcast.

I'll admit Rodeo that I probably watch this show more than most, but you are spot on with a lot of stuff here....

I really want to try so hard to be a fan of Jen Jen's, but I cannot do it. If its not her squeaky voice (which is fine in a chick but not for broadcasting purposes), then its her feeling a need to be a part of a conversation off screen by laughing hysterically into the mic.

Jiggs had his daughters on the show the other day (Lauren is very hot, Kristin is cute) and I wonder if they are thinking to themselves "man I could a much better job than Jen Jen"..

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I have to admit it, Pappy isnt the worse person on that show, its jen, she doesnt fit in, she is awful as a update person and she has not got better since this show came on. You are right, I dont need to see Jigs daughters, yes, they are hot and all, but this isnt family hour, this show is stuggling and yet, they just seem blind to it, lets just do what we feel like, if I was a sponser, that would bother me. Thing is, if Jen would just do updates, who cares, but they force her on the air and its just bad.

Jigs and Jens tension towards each other makes it somewhat entertaining, but those moments dont overcome all the bad.

I'm sure they are. That's what I think every time I hear the annoying bitch, and I'm not even in the bidness.

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Once again, THANK YOU for your sacrifice. BTW, I'm sure it seemed like 4 hours.

This type of quality programming is sure to be a hit nationwide on his webio network!
Vann, your reports are far better than this show could ever be. I think a daily report is now necessary

Have you heard how the advertising sales are going for this shitfest?

I'm not sure if it was in the Trib where I read it, but there's a rumor that Comcast SportsNet may soon replay an hour of "Monsters in the Morning" weeknights at 11p in place of FSN's Los Angeles-based "Best Damn Sports Show Period" in the very near future. Keep it!

I heard they might do it, but it doesnt sound like it will happen. I suspect they could put on world championship yo-yo compention and it would be better.

Good point. It very well could. I'm shocked RV hasn't developed a drinking habit while watching and or listening to North for the last few months. H

R.V. We are all forever in your debt. For the mindnumbing experiance you put yourself through to keep us informed.

Caught that bit myself. Lauren has gotten "healthy"

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I have not watched at all in over a month or more, but it sure seems like that talking commercial roadblock still exists. It always seemed so strange to be talking about the Bears needs at WR and then jump into "if you have needs, let me tell you about Next Step Medical" gave a real high school appearance and it looks like they are still doing it.

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NBC5's Lauren Jiggetts is engaged, and off the market, guys...