Honest to god he's a real guy. He was my Best Man. Good buddy. When he was posting here he was a loan officer but that company went belly up and now he works about 18 hours a day 7 days a week for Pepsi, driving all over creation.

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I don't.



boobs...

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@audioidkid

Why do you like boobs so much? They are mostly fat.

Yep, to me boobs are overrated.

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I don't know...why do girls like shoes and purses, they're mostly just leather and fabric?

personally, i'm more of a vagina fan than boob guy or ass man.

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@audioidkid

That's so burrito.

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What's even more burrito is that I like a shapely ass.

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Shaped like whose?

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

You think tits are overrated, Nas thinks AP is overrated, what is wrong with you brothers?

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Boobs are borderline great...

Michelle Obama.

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Tits become saggy. A good ass can last well into 40's.

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Everything looks better when you're well into the "40's."

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boobs can be retro-fitted...can a droopy mom ass?

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@audioidkid

exactly, Doug - don't let 'em get to ya, some of us understand that boobs are goodness...

So is bacon, Spaulding, and you're on the record saying "everything's better with bacon"
Anyway, don't diss God's perfect milk container.

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Maybe I need to vote in this one, the Chicago way.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Spaulding can't relate because she's never voluntarily sucked a boob. Don't knock it till you try it Spaulding.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

except that one time, in band camp...

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“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”

I think boobs are great. My question was not general but for Doug because he doesn't like the fat anywhere else. What is the difference?



I know you're old but you can't check out on us yet.

Why do we love boobs? It's simple. Freud answered this many years ago.

An oral fixation (also oral craving) is a fixation in the oral stage of development manifested by an obsession with stimulating the mouth (oral) first described by Sigmund Freud, who thought infants are naturally and adaptively in an oral stage, but if weaned too early or too late, may fail to resolve the conflicts of this stage and develop a maladaptive oral fixation. In later life, these people may constantly "hunger" for activities involving the mouth.

So if we love boobs it's cuz we were breast fed too much or too little. Boobs are just an attraction to satisfy an oral fixation. Sadly, for me, I have to satisfy that need by biting my nails and chewing on pens.

By the way, I had no idea this tourney was taking place. This is quite something. I voted for you, Spaulding.

I'm glad to see that I was eliminated. I suck. My seed was too high anyway.

If she's ever given a BJ to anybody on this board, she most certainly has.

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You can't motorboat a fat roll.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

yeah...i like to put them in my mouth. not a fan of sucking on a meaty thigh.
go figure.

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Only if its chicken.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Don't look now but Spaulding is ahead

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Smithers, this anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.


You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.

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You know me like that.

I just looked at my battle against Spaulding. We had a total of 33 votes. I find it puzzling that only 17 people would vote against me, while 29 have voted against Doc.
I know I have insulted far more than 17 people here. What gives? I need to do my job a lot better, Dan.
If I would have voted, I could have tied Spaulding. This contest blows, just like Scorekeeper.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

I voted for Spaulding.
This competition is short on sisiters.

Yeah, I said it!