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PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:01 pm 
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With the big Bears shake... I'm guessing CJH customers will be spared Harry's Sparty chubby today. "Ehhhh. Ya gotta love Tom Izzo..." "Hehhhh.... there's jumpin' in East Lansing, baby," "Ehhhhhhhh, my wife went to Michigan State, ehhhhh."
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Why the long face Harry? Oops, never mind - that was the horse on top of you.

Tragedy + Time = another non-funny Harry joke.

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DegenerateDave wrote:
Why the long face Harry? Oops, never mind - that was the horse on top of you.

Tragedy + Time = another non-funny Harry joke.


What kind of underwear does Harry prefer?
Fruit of the Loom or Jockey! Image
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When is Harry's favorite time to go to the track?
During the fall meet! Image
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What was the difference between Harry and Jurko's nights on that fateful day?
One was laid up being bumped on the head, the other got laid and was humped in the bed! Image

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As the Genius Seth Davis has said a few times: "I see no reason that the #1 seeds will not advance" - even after Pitt lost. I'll take Nova and MSU please. I'll give MSU more love. I think the big man for Uconn will not be guarding Goran out on the top so it will be an "interesting" matchup. Nova - I originally took Pitt to win it all, thinking the wide load center would be a challenge for the "Greatest NCAA Playa of all time..whatshishandsboro". Now I'm iffy on Nova, but they are on a good roll.
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newper wrote:
DegenerateDave wrote:
Why the long face Harry? Oops, never mind - that was the horse on top of you.

Tragedy + Time = another non-funny Harry joke.


What kind of underwear does Harry prefer?
Fruit of the Loom or Jockey! Image
=============
When is Harry's favorite time to go to the track?
During the fall meet! Image
=============
What was the difference between Harry and Jurko's nights on that fateful day?
One was laid up being bumped on the head, the other got laid and was humped in the bed! Image

Thank you Newper! That made my day. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Newper, great one liners!!

As for the Final Four I will be hoping that MSU and Villanova find ways
to win. The only team I absolutely do not want to win is UConn. There
is something about that smug asshole Jim Calhoun that makes me want
to see him head home. Roy Williams is similar but I can at least stomach
UNC winning this year better than UConn.

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:
newper wrote:
DegenerateDave wrote:
Why the long face Harry? Oops, never mind - that was the horse on top of you.

Tragedy + Time = another non-funny Harry joke.


What kind of underwear does Harry prefer?
Fruit of the Loom or Jockey! Image
=============
When is Harry's favorite time to go to the track?
During the fall meet! Image
=============
What was the difference between Harry and Jurko's nights on that fateful day?
One was laid up being bumped on the head, the other got laid and was humped in the bed! Image

Thank you Newper! That made my day. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



Thanks you all that was Eaglo Jeff give it up for him he is here all week.
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That was a good Jeff
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Eaglo Jeff
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STU-GOTZ wrote:
Eaglo Jeff wrote:
newper wrote:

What kind of underwear does Harry prefer?
Fruit of the Loom or Jockey! Image
=============
When is Harry's favorite time to go to the track?
During the fall meet! Image
=============
What was the difference between Harry and Jurko's nights on that fateful day?
One was laid up being bumped on the head, the other got laid and was humped in the bed! Image

Thank you Newper! That made my day. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



Thanks you all that was Eaglo Jeff give it up for him he is here all week.
:!:
That was a good Jeff

Well I wouldn't mind taking credit for that, but those one-liners brought to you by Newper.

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