Hopefully he plays well enough to earn one. Of course...that would not stop Hawk from giving a player a nickname,...so I'm curious what the board has to offer. Hell, maybe he already has one I'm not aware of.

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Well Santo calls him Little Babe Ruth, Silvy and ESPN 1000 calls him The Pocket Rocket, and Muprh calls him Little Lord Fontenot (after Little Lord Fauntleroy..)

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He didn't sound to fond of Pocket Rocket. I can't imagine why...

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"Well Santo calls him Little Babe Ruth, Silvy and ESPN 1000 calls him The Pocket Rocket, and Muprh calls him Little Lord Fontenot (after Little Lord Fauntleroy..)"
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I think this is evidence that he needs a new one!

I'm partial to Mighty Mike.

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With apologies to James Carville, what about the Ragin' Cajun?

Cant we call him Hoffpauir?


Cup- oh....wait........

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Ronnie calls him "Little Babe Ruth," so I guess that's what it is. I prefer Fonte-YES.

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I like Mighty Mike. Hopefully we see some consistent power and steady glove from him. He could become a bit of a fan-fav if he puts up some numbers.

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First time I really remember giving a damn about Fontenot is when that d bag from Atlanta slid into second base and popped up and basically jacked Mike in the nose, causing him to bleed everywhere. It was the play after Ted Lilly got thrown out of the game for hitting a batter. Some bullshit call but there was heat that night, because if Im right, it was right after Alfonso went down for a stretch because he was hit by a pitch from an Atlanta pitcher. Anyways, Mike impressed me with his calm cool demeaner and than went and did his job the rest of the game. Me I would have probably been thrown out of the game after that shit.

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Big Nasty.

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Gayest. Thread. Ever.

if a nickname has to be thoughtfully and deliberately manufactured, it probably isn't a very good nickname. good nicknames just kind of happen.

MF'er

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

How about "DICK in the BOX"
Just like Mike,your not expecting it (his power)
then BAM there it is (just like the shock of a dick in the box)

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

dare I suggest....Field Turf? (oh no...)

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I've always wished I had a nickname.

Tits Mcgee ^^^^^^What do you say Spaulding?

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How about "Rally Slayer"?

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