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I last longer in the sack now that # 6 is here :wink:

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I last longer in the sack now that # 6 is here :wink:

What does he have a looser butthole than you're used to in a QB?

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Darkside wrote:
Walt Williams Neck wrote:
I last longer in the sack now that # 6 is here :wink:

What does he have a looser butthole than you're used to in a QB?


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Darkside wrote:
Walt Williams Neck wrote:
I last longer in the sack now that # 6 is here :wink:

What does he have a looser butthole than you're used to in a QB?


:lol: :cheers: :cheers: :lol:

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Darkside wrote:
Walt Williams Neck wrote:
I last longer in the sack now that # 6 is here :wink:

What does he have a looser butthole than you're used to in a QB?


Used to Greg Olsen he has a tighter end

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Darkside wrote:
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I last longer in the sack now that # 6 is here :wink:

What does he have a looser butthole than you're used to in a QB?


Used to Greg Olsen he has a tighter end



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my dreams of fucking 72 virgins on a boat that sails into the horizon for eternity got better. there were the 71 virgins and 1 jay cutler. its worth it to give a little up when he lightened half my load!

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:19 pm 
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My butt is 20 percent less itchy than it was before...


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My butt is 20 percent less itchy than it was before...

And yet this still remains 100% :puker: :puker: :puker:

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My butt is 20 percent less itchy than it was before...

Boy, that's still a whole heap of itch, though...

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Mr. Reason wrote:
lipidquadcab wrote:
My butt is 20 percent less itchy than it was before...

Boy, that's still a whole heap of itch, though...


Yeah, but now I only wake up with 4 stinky fingers instead of 5...win!


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Mr. Reason wrote:
lipidquadcab wrote:
My butt is 20 percent less itchy than it was before...

Boy, that's still a whole heap of itch, though...


Yeah, but now I only wake up with 4 stinky fingers instead of 5...win!

Yeah, I guess it is all about percentages. You can pick your nose with the clean one and not even smell yourself.

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I now have the ability to find topics that are very similar to each other

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I find it not a coinkidink that since we saw Cutler at Wrigley the Cubs have gone 10 games over 500 (they were 2 under at that time).

He inspired them.


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