He wouldn't refuse him, thats for sure.

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Thanks a lot, Darkside... "Sup, moondick?" may well be how I greet anyone I meet for the remainder of the week.

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It's a well-known, true, indisputable fact that the best callers to sports talk radio shows are black dudes. I was in Texas when the Cowboys flamed out of the playoffs in the first round for the 2nd year in a row and some black guy called in to the Ticket to explain, in a roundabout but seemingly sincere way, that Tony Romo's problem in the post-season was that Jessica Simpson's not the kinda gal who goes down on a fella and that was causing Romo to be all anxious and unrelaxed and that if T.O. was so damn concerned about his QB's success and happiness ("He's my quarterback" ) T.O. should "cowboy up" and do what Jessica wouldn't.

We can have Steve put on blackface.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh mmmaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn. wow my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

Elmurst Steve HoF™

. . . and Gopher from the Love Boat.

Who has your password tonight STU?

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Does Steve Stone Own Property in Elmhurst?

Sorry if someone else already played this hand, I didnt feel like reading all the posts.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

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You can't see me because of internet.

The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

I have enjoyed the work of Elmhurst Steve's famous father,Michael Ansara (formerly married to Barbera Eden):

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Is your question mark key busted as well?

Carefully proofread posts criticizing others' inability to proofread.

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You can't see me because of internet.

The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

Elmhurst Steve has a pretty wife...good for him! Something to take his mind off of Cub games!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Can someone give me the cliff notes version of this thread? Im not reading 6 pages.

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Yes I do, thank you and she is from Schaumburg-not Russia (as Frank-who can't get a date that doesn't want to suck other guys cocks-speculated). We are very happy, and I certainly hope things will remain as they are until the day I die. Yes, it's very good to have something to focus my attention on besides the 2009 baseball season these days. But while I always hope for a great conclusion for the Cubs in each baseball season, it really will never be a determining factor as to whether or not that summer was a good one for me. This summer has been a great one for me despite the disappointing season (so far anyway) by the Cubs.


Thank you...my wife certainly thinks so.



Been told that before. I played SS and Pitcher though, not 2B.

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Go Cubs!!!!

N0...I do really like FITNESS models, but NOT bodybuilder chicks. Big difference...fitness models are just in great shape, tight and toned, but not bulky looking. The bodybuilder chicks often look masculine and not attractive to me at all. But I have to say, I did get a real chuckle from your new signature line.

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Go Cubs!!!!

I hope you can use what little brains you have to realize that everybody in this thread was laughing at you and not with you.

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He doesn't.

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There goes one over the fence..Tru Link Fence..Beauty, Privacy Security....Call Tru Link.
Murph's Union 76 Truck Stop....A great Thanksgiving Tradition!!!!

WOO LIFE!!!!

That girl was hired for photos from an escort service.

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There goes one over the fence..Tru Link Fence..Beauty, Privacy Security....Call Tru Link.
Murph's Union 76 Truck Stop....A great Thanksgiving Tradition!!!!

WOO LIFE!!!!

I love the Big Red Nose.

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There goes one over the fence..Tru Link Fence..Beauty, Privacy Security....Call Tru Link.
Murph's Union 76 Truck Stop....A great Thanksgiving Tradition!!!!

WOO LIFE!!!!

You don't really need a cliff notes version of this thread, just scroll to The ElmhurstSteve's (aka the G.O.A.T of Chicago Sports Radio Callers) to get the drift. Good stuff

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... In my opinion.

Trust me, if you have only 6 pages left to read in life, these are the six pages. Take the time....

I'm struggling to see the difference between somebody like Steve and Donald Trump right now. Aside from the money and actual fame, I mean.

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man...that made me laugh. probably the funniest thing I've read in a long time.
darky, moondick is such a great word.
don tiny: ass-bleeding sad. wtf?

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@audioidkid

After all night negotiations with the Elmhurst Steve legal team, I'm happy to announce that I have secured the licensing rights for the Elmhurst Steve brand. He's a tough negotiator, Elmhurst Steve, the toughest. I will pay Steve all the money I make off the merchandise but he has assured me that my business association with him will ensure complimentary beverages in bars around the world.

When you're ready to make Elmhurst Steve's World-Famous and Award-Winning Ribs, Elmhurst Steve style, try one of our aprons...


Here's one that Steve likes to give to his fitness model girlfriends after they buy him dinner...


Bartenders are going to be falling all over themselves to give you free drinks when they see you walk in with this and don't think that everyone else in the bar won't take notice, too...especially the ladies...


And for those times when you want to give her a treat and remind her that you know Elmhurst Steve....

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You know me like that.

Mrs.Seacrest.

Hey,Dr. Kenneth...Is there a website for all those fine products?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Great stuff Noisewater. How much for the thong?

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When I first looked at this I thought is was an assbag.

It is you STU.

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If nothing else, Elmhurst Steve made me come to this thread today, just to see how big of a douchebag he really is.

Thank you ES!

From now on, every bar I go to I am going to tell the Bartender I am the.... no.... THE "Elmhurst Steve." I mean fuck, the whole world knows who he is, but they sure as hell don't know what he looks like. So from now on...


I'm Elmhurst Steve.