I think Doug is the board Mac expert, so I guess you can call bullshit, but...if big Mac don't call you a brand, then you ain't got brand.

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[quote=Are you claiming to have an Elmhurst Steve-like power to conjure Mac?[/quote]

I am not claiming anything. I was however erroneously sent an e-mail by one of Mac's peeps, ( STU was the name could have been one of his kids) that summarized an Allen Bros. summit that took place last night after the Elmhurst Steve thread broke out.

The attendees were Slappy, STU?, Zawaski and Meatpants. ( Sorry Frank, according to the minutes of the meeting, it was STU's idea not to invite you. Don't shoot the messenger. Mac originally denied making the "brand" comment. However when Zawaski produced the tape where he said it, they came up with a plan of no comment.

With ratings currently where they are, and with the majority of regular posters in an uprising over Mac's "Elmhurst Steve is a brand" plan, they agreed to make no comment on the matter unless they were called upon to do so. Having now been called out for not defending the Elmhurst Steve brand comment, There may be another meeting this afternoon.

I doubt that I will receive another summary by mistake though after having posted this.

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How the hell did I miss this? Wow. I should have gone on a pub crawl and told all of Buenos Aires that I am The Elmhurst Steve®.

This thread is insulting to those of us that have actually really had 15 minutes of fame.

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Wow. Braggin on the lovecruise?

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I think Elmhurst Steve and Shakes need to go out for coffee together.

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That would be the definition of "Media Frenzy"

Never happen ... they'd be too busy slurping themselves to get around to the coffee.

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Has he secured his future?

Elmhurst Steve™

Might want to hurry before someone steals his future.

Compared to calling oneself a celebrity for calling into a radio show, being the star of a network prime time reality show is about the same as being Brad Pitt/Madonna/Obama.

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Let us not forget shakes got called fat by Rickey Henderson and also his hockey team won like 3 or 4 toy cups too.

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--yet I can't look away."

I think we may want to start a new thread for the following responses - I wouldn't want them to get lost in the glory that is "Steve's Thread".

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It smells like a cross between gasoline, the ocean, stale beer, and unwashed vagina.

I love the assumption that people here watched Whore Boat or Slut Cruise...

shakes doesn't look at himself in the mirror, the mirror looks at shakes.

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@audioidkid

8 million Americans can't be wrong.

Not bad at all for a show that had an original premiere date of 9/11/01. And that's not even counting the syndication audience.

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Have I missed something with shakes here?

I mean, its gotta be something if he is questions or challenging the noterity of Elmhurst Steve.

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Shakes you were mostly joking when you first posted that right? thats why you put 15 minutes of fame in quotes

I dont think Shakes is an ES

More than that voted for W, so I guess not...

And to be fair and equal, more than that voted for Obama...

1.2 million people fail to graduate high school every year...
8M / (1.2M/yr) = 6.66 years worth of "reality" television watchers.

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Yeah, but in light of the revealation that Elmhurst Steve is a celebrity superstar b/c he calls a radio show I've decided to reevaluate my place in American pop culture history.

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What is Korean. I'll take 'An Album Cover' for $800, Alex.

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Kamchatka?

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Every time I think the posts can't get funnier, you guys take it up another notch.

I can't remember laughing this hard at work since - well, since last payday when I looked at my check.

Fuck you IRS!

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Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.'

dirty knees, look at these!

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And men have lost their reason.

Can we change the name of this thread to STEVEWATCH 2009?

I'm staying in my house with the windows shut until it passes.

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Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.'

The Cardinals just signed John Smoltz!

Time to make another terrible call Steve!


Note: For anyone reading this thread for the first time, I would just stop right now. The rest of it is not worth the time it takes to read it.

Here is the cliff notes version of it:
Elmhurst Steve is racist.
He claims it was all to win a bet.
No one believes him.

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Alsip.

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