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This thread is far more entertaining than anything the score or MVP put on the air.


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This copyrighted post is property of Elmhurst Steve ©. This post is intended for the exclusive use of my wide listening and reading audience, and the accounts and descriptions of this post may not be disseminated, or reposted without the expressed, written consent of me-- Elmhurst Steve ©.


I picture you reading this in Farmer's voice. You also forgot to mention that this disclaimer was brought to us by the law offices of Shakes and Irish Boy.

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I thought my shout out may have been a little premature yesterday, but this thread and Steve....er....fuck.....Elmhurst Steve just keep giving.

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Whatever happened to Neil from Northlake....at least he was fun brain dead.

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Can someone give me the cliff notes version of this thread? Im not reading 6 pages.

Trust me, if you have only 6 pages left to read in life, these are the six pages. Take the time....


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After all night negotiations with the Elmhurst Steve legal team, I'm happy to announce that I have secured the licensing rights for the Elmhurst Steve brand.


You did nothing of the sort. We did not approve anything. Therefore any and all profits gained by these items by law will go to us. Get your head out of your ass, Noisewater. You have nothing on us which is why you had to use our notoriety to your own benefit.

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Whomever is posting under these names, is not THE Elmhurst Steve. There is only 0ne, accept no substitute. My God-10 pages now?? This is the single most posted upon thread in the section. Amazing...

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This thread should be branded!

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Whomever is posting under these names, is not THE Elmhurst Steve. There is only 0ne, accept no substitute. My God-10 pages now?? This is the single most posted upon thread in the section. Amazing...



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Elmhurst Steve has a pretty wife...good for him! Something to take his mind off of Cub games!


That girl was hired for photos from an escort service.


You are probably (like Frank) an ugly, fat loser, who can't get a date, much less a date with a beautiful woman. I, however have dated many beautiful women and am married to a gorgeous woman that is as good a person inside as she is outside. I don't now, nor have I ever, needed to hire a date. The fact that you would even have something like that come to mind, is probably because thats something you might do. Sad and pathetic...

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My God-10 pages now?? This is the single most posted upon thread in the section. Amazing...


Don't confuse this thread with one that goes 10+ pages because Mac posts an objective opinion. This extended 10+ pages laughing AT you.

Yeah, you are well known; as a DOUCHEBAG.


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After seeing the OG thread, I think this pales in comparison...

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Elmhurst Steve has a pretty wife...good for him! Something to take his mind off of Cub games!


That girl was hired for photos from an escort service.


You are probably (like Frank) an ugly, fat loser, who can't get a date, much less a date with a beautiful woman. I, however have dated many beautiful women and am married to a gorgeous woman that is as good a person inside as she is outside. I don't now, nor have I ever, needed to hire a date. The fact that you would even have something like that come to mind, is probably because thats something you might do. Sad and pathetic...



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After seeing the OG thread, I think this pales in comparison...

Truly, the OG thread stands with the internet giants.

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Elmhurst Steve has a pretty wife...good for him! Something to take his mind off of Cub games!


That girl was hired for photos from an escort service.


You are probably (like Frank) an ugly, fat loser, who can't get a date, much less a date with a beautiful woman. I, however have dated many beautiful women and am married to a gorgeous woman that is as good a person inside as she is outside. I don't now, nor have I ever, needed to hire a date. The fact that you would even have something like that come to mind, is probably because thats something you might do. Sad and pathetic...



You dated Rosie Palm for years. Penthouse Magazine is not dating.

Never confuse stalking with dating.

Your marriage had to be arranged....somebody owed your folks a favor.

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Um, hello? This is Elmhurst Steve© we're talking about here. Elmhurst Steve© simply snaps his fingers and the ladies come running to him. Fonzi was based on Elmhurst Steve©, but was made much less cooler for the tv show.

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Driving around the city with a $20.00 bill in his pocket also is considered "dating".

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Mac created a monster.
That can be a trouble with callers. Some feel they have enough built-up cred to spout anything onto the airwaves. It's almost like they just want to hear themselves on the squawk box.



The gun "just went off".

I blame the call screener for putting the goof on.

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What are you talking about??? I have not been on the radio at all this morning. Yet-anyway. As usual, you don't know what you are talking about.

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Driving around the city with a $20.00 bill in his pocket also is considered "dating".


Have you looked at the pictures people posted in this thread from my profile?? I am a very good looking, white guy (gotta add the white guy, because lets face it, most hot white girls will not date black guys and those that would I wouldn't want) who has never had any difficulty dating beautiful women. My wife is gorgeous, and we are married not because she married me for money, but because she fell in love with a guy she thought was exceptionally good looking as well. And she was right to think that.

The comment about hot white girls/black guys ought to keep this going another 3-4 pages...

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My God-10 pages now?? This is the single most posted upon thread in the section. Amazing...


Let me put this in terms that even you can understand: never confuse activity with accomplishment.


Edit: Nice, Steve. Not only are you a better listener/caller than us, and so much more smarter and better looking that all of us, but you're also a bit racist too. Once again, stay classy.

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Driving around the city with a $20.00 bill in his pocket also is considered "dating".


Have you looked at the pictures people posted in this thread from my profile?? I am a very good looking, white guy (gotta add the white guy, because lets face it, most hot white girls will not date black guys and those that would I wouldn't want) who has never had any difficulty dating beautiful women. My wife is gorgeous, and we are married not because she married me for money, but because she fell in love with a guy she thought was exceptionally good looking as well. And she was right to think that.

The comment about hot white girls/black guys ought to keep this going another 3-4 pages...



You are an idiot.

Hopefully a head injury in your youth explains your stupidity......now you add racism to your resume......

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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
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Driving around the city with a $20.00 bill in his pocket also is considered "dating".


Have you looked at the pictures people posted in this thread from my profile?? I am a very good looking, white guy (gotta add the white guy, because lets face it, most hot white girls will not date black guys and those that would I wouldn't want) who has never had any difficulty dating beautiful women. My wife is gorgeous, and we are married not because she married me for money, but because she fell in love with a guy she thought was exceptionally good looking as well. And she was right to think that.

The comment about hot white girls/black guys ought to keep this going another 3-4 pages...


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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
Aggravated Sox Fan Bob wrote:
Driving around the city with a $20.00 bill in his pocket also is considered "dating".


Have you looked at the pictures people posted in this thread from my profile?? I am a very good looking, white guy (gotta add the white guy, because lets face it, most hot white girls will not date black guys and those that would I wouldn't want) who has never had any difficulty dating beautiful women. My wife is gorgeous, and we are married not because she married me for money, but because she fell in love with a guy she thought was exceptionally good looking as well. And she was right to think that.

The comment about hot white girls/black guys ought to keep this going another 3-4 pages...



Is it any wonder there are less than 10 African American Cub Fans at Wrigley Field at any given game?

With a dope like you liquored up?

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It's pretty clear his ego is being further stroked by each additional page here. He felt the thread losing momentum so decided to add to his ego and sprinkle in some racism to get it going again.

Stop responding to this fool as that'll hurt him the most.


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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
After all night negotiations with the Elmhurst Steve legal team, I'm happy to announce that I have secured the licensing rights for the Elmhurst Steve brand.


You did nothing of the sort. We did not approve anything. Therefore any and all profits gained by these items by law will go to us. Get your head out of your ass, Noisewater. You have nothing on us which is why you had to use our notoriety to your own benefit.

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Let this post die! enough is enough!



Whomever is posting under these names, is not THE Elmhurst Steve. There is only 0ne, accept no substitute. My God-10 pages now?? This is the single most posted upon thread in the section. Amazing...


Truer words...

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He's going to cherry-pick all of the facetious posts out of context, to print and frame in his house.

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