It is currently Sun Nov 10, 2024 2:12 am

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 92 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4  Next
Author Message
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:18 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:10 pm
Posts: 3093
Location: Gone
pizza_Place: Lou Malanati's
This morning on my drive in to work, I turned on the show. First caller? Elmhurst Steve. In the middle of his call, a flock of geese shit all over my car. Then, as I am existing 90 onto 53, I get rear-ended by another car, which also causes an accident behind me. Im calling this pain in my neck and back a pain my Elmhurst Steve.

_________________
Don Tiny wrote:
... except the night I dropped my pants and then loudly proclaimed I was the Whore of Babylon and demanded more wine, but that's another story.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:37 pm 
Offline
1000 CLUB
User avatar

Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:32 pm
Posts: 3372
We can only assume you rear-ended an Africian American couple this morning if Steve had anything to do with it. :P


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:08 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:10 pm
Posts: 3093
Location: Gone
pizza_Place: Lou Malanati's
STU-GOTZ wrote:
We can only assume you rear-ended an Africian American couple this morning if Steve had anything to do with it. :P


Indian.

_________________
Don Tiny wrote:
... except the night I dropped my pants and then loudly proclaimed I was the Whore of Babylon and demanded more wine, but that's another story.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:21 pm 
Offline
1000 CLUB
User avatar

Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:32 pm
Posts: 3372
Im sure Steve would say "Well it was close just a shade off". :P


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:43 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:26 pm
Posts: 31155
Location: West Side
pizza_Place: Paisan's in Cicero
He called Waddle and Silvy as well. I just came from their remote today and thought about telling them about Steve's "dumbassedness", but I'm leaving the thing alone hoping it will go away.

_________________
Seacrest wrote:
I rarely troll.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:44 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:29 am
Posts: 65731
Location: Darkside Estates
pizza_Place: A cat got an online degree.
spmack wrote:
He called Waddle and Silvy as well. I just came from their remote today and thought about telling them about Steve's "dumbassedness", but I'm leaving the thing alone hoping it will go away.

Wasn't that how you tried to treat those warts?

_________________
"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014
bigfan wrote:
Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:47 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:26 pm
Posts: 31155
Location: West Side
pizza_Place: Paisan's in Cicero
Darkside wrote:
spmack wrote:
He called Waddle and Silvy as well. I just came from their remote today and thought about telling them about Steve's "dumbassedness", but I'm leaving the thing alone hoping it will go away.

Wasn't that how you tried to treat those warts?


Hey it worked. They only come back every now and then. :P

_________________
Seacrest wrote:
I rarely troll.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:05 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:29 am
Posts: 65731
Location: Darkside Estates
pizza_Place: A cat got an online degree.
spmack wrote:

Hey it worked. They only come back every now and then. :P

It's about supression.

_________________
"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014
bigfan wrote:
Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:18 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:18 pm
Posts: 13406
Location: The Crownville Lab
pizza_Place: Langel's
Puckhead wrote:
This morning on my drive in to work, I turned on the show. First caller? Elmhurst Steve. In the middle of his call, a flock of geese shit all over my car. Then, as I am existing 90 onto 53, I get rear-ended by another car, which also causes an accident behind me. Im calling this pain in my neck and back a pain my Elmhurst Steve.

C'mon Pucky, you know what Mac's response is gonna be....PT.. :P
"Elmhurst Steve is the Lizard King....he can do anything."

_________________
-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"
bigfan wrote:
I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:21 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:36 pm
Posts: 16786
pizza_Place: Il Forno in Deerfield!
That's supposed to read...

No, more Elmhurst Steve.

-Lionel Hutz, attorney at law

_________________
LTG wrote:
Trae Young will be a bust. Book It!


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:25 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:38 pm
Posts: 39560
Location: Barfagloggle, Indiana
pizza_Place: Pizza Hut
spmack wrote:
Darkside wrote:
spmack wrote:
He called Waddle and Silvy as well. I just came from their remote today and thought about telling them about Steve's "dumbassedness", but I'm leaving the thing alone hoping it will go away.

Wasn't that how you tried to treat those warts?

Hey it worked. They only come back every now and then. :P

Dude, I told you to stay out of Juggs...

_________________
Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:37 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:50 pm
Posts: 350
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Dude, I told you to stay out of Juggs...


You still bitter Kiddie? Your little guy can't stand at attention anymore. Dont take out your frustration on spmack. :wink: :alien:

_________________
They are real and they are spectacular!

:sunny: :sunny:

spmack wrote:
Like Kid, its not hard and it only takes all of 2 minutes...


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:18 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu May 08, 2008 3:49 pm
Posts: 9340
Location: UM?
pizza_Place: Aurelios
Oh yes I heard this d bag too. For some reason Mac likes him. Great insight from a HOF caller. Fuck me if I ever have to listen to that guy again.

_________________
Hank Scorpio wrote:
What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:39 pm 
Offline
100000 CLUB
User avatar

Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:17 pm
Posts: 102656
pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's
His call to Mac's show today was pointless.

"Cubs should go out and get LaRussa and Dave Duncan...and the Cubs can't catch the Cardinals." Then some verbal fellatio about Bradley, I PTFB'ed at that point.

Apparenly captain obvious also lives in a dreamworld too. A world where everything is Cubbie blue, and balcks never come into DuPage county.Take his calls, fine. But this idiot has shown his true colors enough around here that he does not need to be spoolged all over and have an ego fed as an "HOF" caller.

_________________
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
It's more fun to be a victim
Caller Bob wrote:
There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:48 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:10 pm
Posts: 3093
Location: Gone
pizza_Place: Lou Malanati's
Im telling you, there is no doubt there is a connection between Elmhurst Steve being on air on my car taking a direct hit from a goose shitburger.

_________________
Don Tiny wrote:
... except the night I dropped my pants and then loudly proclaimed I was the Whore of Babylon and demanded more wine, but that's another story.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:59 pm 
Offline
100000 CLUB
User avatar

Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:17 pm
Posts: 102656
pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's
I don't doubt that you're right.

If there was ever a thread that needed to be locked its the threads about that POS from elmhurst.

_________________
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
It's more fun to be a victim
Caller Bob wrote:
There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:00 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:28 am
Posts: 11792
Location: Winnetka, Illinois
pizza_Place: Lou Malnati's
Exclamation Moint wrote:
Did he actually try to mention the whole message board thing on the air?


No, but Mac made a vague mention of it. No specifics were mentioned by anyone however.

_________________
Go Cubs!!!!


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:12 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:36 pm
Posts: 16786
pizza_Place: Il Forno in Deerfield!
Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Oh yes I heard this d bag too. For some reason Mac likes him.




They've been good friends ever since their first meeting, pictured here....


Image

_________________
LTG wrote:
Trae Young will be a bust. Book It!


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:43 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:28 am
Posts: 11792
Location: Winnetka, Illinois
pizza_Place: Lou Malnati's
shakes wrote:
Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Oh yes I heard this d bag too. For some reason Mac likes him.




They've been good friends ever since their first meeting, pictured here....


Image



People worry about me being politically incorrect and this asswipe is making fun of retarded people. You have a lot of class, it's just all low.

_________________
Go Cubs!!!!


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:04 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:36 pm
Posts: 16786
pizza_Place: Il Forno in Deerfield!
Elmhurst Steve wrote:
People worry about me being politically incorrect and this asswipe is making fun of retarded people. You have a lot of class, it's just all low.




Image

_________________
LTG wrote:
Trae Young will be a bust. Book It!


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:33 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm
Posts: 40983
Location: Chicago
pizza_Place: Lou Malanati's
Steve, your calls do need to be worked on and when can we see your hot wife?

_________________
"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:59 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:56 pm
Posts: 37789
Location: ...
in a world where people like miley cyrus and paris hilton can enjoy so much success and popularity...are we really shocked that elmhurst steve can as well?


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:04 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
Posts: 91811
Location: To the left of my post
bigfan wrote:
Steve, your calls do need to be worked on and when can we see your hot wife?

:lol:

I love it when bigfan joins the party.

_________________
You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:06 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 82060
bigfan wrote:
Steve, your calls do need to be worked on and when can we see your hot wife?


That's the thing that has upset me about this whole incident. 20+ pages of bullshit with all sorts of references to hotness and no picture of the young, fit woman.

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:09 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:35 pm
Posts: 4896
Location: Division 1 Cook County Jail
pizza_Place: NEW YORK STYLE PEPPERONI FROM LOMBARDI'S IN MANHATTAN.
Elmhurst Steve wrote:
Exclamation Moint wrote:
Did he actually try to mention the whole message board thing on the air?


No, but Mac made a vague mention of it. No specifics were mentioned by anyone however.



NOT THAT YOU DIDN'T TRY AT THE END OF THE CALL WHEN THEY CUT YOU OFF.

_________________
There goes one over the fence..Tru Link Fence..Beauty, Privacy Security....Call Tru Link.
Murph's Union 76 Truck Stop....A great Thanksgiving Tradition!!!!

WOO LIFE!!!!


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:44 am 
Offline
1000 CLUB
User avatar

Joined: Fri May 13, 2005 4:47 pm
Posts: 28634
Location: computer
pizza_Place: Salerno's
nah...he won't post it. b/c she'd get ripped to shreds and his ego actually would take a hit.

_________________
@audioidkid
spaulding wrote:
Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:41 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:28 am
Posts: 11792
Location: Winnetka, Illinois
pizza_Place: Lou Malnati's
Aggravated Sox Fan Bob wrote:
Elmhurst Steve wrote:
Exclamation Moint wrote:
Did he actually try to mention the whole message board thing on the air?


No, but Mac made a vague mention of it. No specifics were mentioned by anyone however.



NOT THAT YOU DIDN'T TRY AT THE END OF THE CALL WHEN THEY CUT YOU OFF.



The only reference to race that was made, is that I opined that Bradley may have made his remarks hoping that by playing the race card, it might inhibit people from showing their disdain for him, for fear they might be thought of as being racist...and thats a label most people might want to avoid. I got that in, in completely. I was not "cut off" at all. Never happened. I bet you wish that I had been, just as you may wish they never would have taken the call. Get over it already little girl.

_________________
Go Cubs!!!!


Last edited by Elmhurst Steve on Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:54 am, edited 1 time in total.

Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:46 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:28 pm
Posts: 29948
Location: SW Burbs
Elmhurst Steve wrote:
People worry about me being politically incorrect and this asswipe is making fun of retarded people.

Your description of the picture is just as offensive as the picture itself, genius.

_________________
FavreFan wrote:
Im pretty hammered right now.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:49 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:15 pm
Posts: 48800
Location: Bohemian Club Annual World Power Consolidation Conference & Golf Outing
pizza_Place: World Fluoridation Conspiracy Pizza & WINGS!
Elmhurst Steve wrote:
I was not "cut off" at all. Never happened. I bet you wish that I had,


Probably the only bet you would have won in the past couple weeks.

_________________
You know me like that.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:55 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:28 am
Posts: 11792
Location: Winnetka, Illinois
pizza_Place: Lou Malnati's
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Elmhurst Steve wrote:
I was not "cut off" at all. Never happened. I bet you wish that I had,


Probably the only bet you would have won in the past couple weeks.



That was pretty good! :lol:

_________________
Go Cubs!!!!


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 92 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4  Next

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group