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Your'e full of shit. When I predicted the Sux would not only NOT win their division, but finish in 3rd place, behind Detoit and Minnesota, they were in 1st place and many people including your dumb ass opined they were going to win their division. I predicted this well before their slide so now I am proven right and you are proven a DUMBASS!!!

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I am proven right and you are proven a DUMBASS!!!

In the MLB Prediction thread Elmhurst Steve wrote:
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Eastern Division...Mets
Central Division....Cubs!!!!
Western Division...Diamondbacks
Wild Card....Phillies


N.L.C.S Cubs beat Mets to face winner of The Yankees?Red Sox series, and the stars all align in 2009, as the Cubs win the 2009 title!

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Your'e full of shit. When I predicted the Sux would not only NOT win their division, but finish in 3rd place, behind Detoit and Minnesota, they were in 1st place and many people including your dumb ass opined they were going to win their division. I predicted this well before their slide so now I am proven right and you are proven a DUMBASS!!!

Can you please show me any post where I predict the Sox to win the division? Even one? It doesn't exist.

I simply wanted you to quantify what you meant. If you had answered the question back then I'd be giving you credit for being correct. However, when you basically wait until it happens and then act like you predicted it I won't. You made a vague statement and then it happened to come true. Not exactly the amazing feat you believe it is.

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FYI I said this in June, when cutting him would have actually done something.

Now I want him to come to the park everyday and get booed, he can quit.

I feel like Jim Hendry needs to some Psychological testing for thinking some of these guys are OK.


Yes. I agreed then and knew back in the winter that this was going to be a HUGE mistake. Ibanez or Abreau were the ways to go. With his history of meltdowns and stints on the DL, Bradley never should have been seriously considered. By the time he was approaching the point where the 3rd year was going to kick in, they already should have know that Hendry made a mistake and cut him then.

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Revisionist history much?

http://www.score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?p=497052#p497052
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The groin strain didn't look too serious. Missing a couple games would be no big deal. Everyone knew when he was signed, that he wasn't a guy who you could count on to play every day...he does get hurt. He will get hurt again this season too. You just have to hope the injuries are minor ones that do not last very long. But when he plays, he should help. He hasn't hit yet, but he will and then people will be glad he was signed. I wanted Abreau more, but I think Bradley will do well.

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I had 666. Posted over a Denny's bacon cheeseburger at Harlem & Lawrence (or thereabouts) yesterday. Denny's blows, but it was thing I had to eat all day.


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Your just closed your eyes and pretended it was a milanesa with lemon squirted on top.


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No Doug, you were 667...I know, because after you posted, this thread contained 667 posts, your's being the last...


I disagree b/c when I posted it was 665 for C_Howitt...since he asked the question at 665. I posted right after, hence 666 for me. and 667 for Elmhurst Steve, which he stated in his post. so, three of us are right.

So, there..

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Can we get to the bottom of this today, guys? I'm having a hard time concentrating on my work...

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
lipidquadcab wrote:

No Doug, you were 667...I know, because after you posted, this thread contained 667 posts, your's being the last...


I disagree b/c when I posted it was 665 for C_Howitt...since he asked the question at 665. I posted right after, hence 666 for me. and 667 for Elmhurst Steve, which he stated in his post. so, three of us are right.

So, there..



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The truly important empriical data is that it took the OG thread 53 days to get to 666 posts and it only took the Elmhurst Steve the racist thread 8 days to reach that level. How apropos that it is the number of the beast.

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um...you have to count those that are on your "foe" list.
i just counted back from Magnus at 688 and what do you know...I was the devil.

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I just started at page 1 and Doug is 666.

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The plot thickens...

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
um...you have to count those that are on your "foe" list.
i just counted back from Magnus at 688 and what do you know...I was the devil.


I think you nailed it with the foe list. What do you show as the last post on page 27? Mine is Frank's post.


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doug - evergreen park wrote:
I disagree b/c when I posted it was 665 for C_Howitt...


C_Howett_Fealz was 666
doug was 667

I have a hypothesis that I'll postulate in the form of a theory. The fact that doug knows this exact number 665 leads me to conclude that he read it in the summary index page. However, the misstep here is that is actually the number of replies, not the number of posts. Therefore and so on, if doug saw 665, then post number 666 had already been posted and doug's subsequent triumphant post was, as a result, 1 too late.

I think you can throw an ipso facto in there somewhere if you try.

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Moint should change the thread title to 666 discussion...More accurate Less ego boosting for douchebag from elmhurst.


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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
C_Howett_Fealz was 666
doug was 667

I have a hypothesis that I'll postulate in the form of a theory. The fact that doug knows this exact number 665 leads me to conclude that he read it in the summary index page. However, the misstep here is that is actually the number of replies, not the number of posts. Therefore and so on, if doug saw 665, then post number 666 had already been posted and doug's subsequent triumphant post was, as a result, 1 too late.

I think you can throw an ipso facto in there somewhere if you try.

Funny, I always pictured you as more of a seafood guy.

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I think you can throw an ipso facto in there somewhere if you try.


this thread is for fags.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
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Doug's post wasn't 666...sorry, but it just wasn't...and yes, I'll be a prick about it if I have to, because my life is empty and it's little shit like this that keeps me going... :wink:


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Alright guys, let's do some math...

You would think the following would give you the first post in the thread, but no, it gives you the first reply...
http://score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=128&t=36126&start=1

Interesting...

Now, go to the following, and we do get the first post...hmm...
http://score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=128&t=36126&start=0

Based on the following, we can assume that the number following "start=" is the post number minus one...

Thus, by entering 665 after the "start=", you would see what is really the 666th post...the link is below for those too lazy to type it in...
http://score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=128&t=36126&start=665

Hey look...it's C Howitt Fealz...huh... :cheers:

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Moint should change the thread title to 666 discussion...More accurate Less ego boosting for douchebag from elmhurst.

I penned some words to this fine tune in honor of the thread namesake. Came out more stupid than clever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mHe6FMs46o.


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Stay classy, Boilermaker Rick.
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This board was better before we all knew Elmhurst Steve was a Xenophobe.

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What's on the other side? A pic of Steve and his bass?

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This thread is still far more entertaining than Mac's show.


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Exclamation Moint wrote:
Screw the 666 stuff. Let's stop circling the drain and get back on topic, men. In a related story I've named myself Topic.

I don't care if it stokes a racist's ego. This thread is like panhandling in a stream: sometimes you get dirt, sometimes you get shit, and sometimes you get gold. And then you get cash for gold.

Ten questions for the board (and, by all means, I'd love to get these answers directly from The Boss aka the ESteve Brand). But mostly I solicit your creativity, CSFMB cretins.

1) Has AIM:ESteve69 ever sexted or sent pictures of his genitals through instant messaging or email?
2) At what age did he have his first gay experience? Details welcome.
3) Did he ever kill someone in the line of duty? If you think so, gimme odds on the ethnicity.
4) Has Steve ever picked up a waitress at a casual family restaurant such as Chili's, Olive Garden or Applebees? Was his family present?
5) What is Steve's favorite TV show / movie / band / rapper?
6) What prized piece of sports memorabilia does Steve own?
7) Has he ever tried the Clarence Thomas/Anita Hill trick with a can of Coke?
8 ) Where is his favorite vacation spot?
9) Who is Steve's favorite president (Jefferson Davis is an option)
10) What is Steve's favorite alcoholic beverage/food combo (i.e. MGD + deep dish pizza)?

We can rebuild this thread. We have the technology!


1)I don't have an AIM or any instant messanger-don't like them...too distracting. I see you took the bogus ESTEVE aim off your signature though.
2)I have never been so inclined. Dont really care to even watch 2 chicks together. Homosexual stuff of any kind is definitely not for me. I am not homophobic, so I don't get freaked out by those who are gay though.
3)Killed..no. Never even shot at anyone and only had to pull my gun twice. Once was when arresting an armed robber who had just robbed a Convenient food store and had 6 counts of armed robbery added later, for crimes in other jurisdictions he was guilty of and the other was on a drug bust, where a biker gang had a house we went in on a search warrant. The house had a lot of weapons and drugs as well as a couple guys that had active warrants for them.
4) No
5)Curb your Enthusiasm, Law and Order and Family Jewels (Gene Simmons)
6)40/40 baseball is my favorite piece. Signed by Alex Rodriguez, Jose Canseco, Barry Bonds and Alfonso Soriano. Soriano is the one guy I can't stand of the bunch and the only one who has not been linked to PED's...yet.
7)Don't even know what that is.
8)Varies. I like Mexico, Puerto Rico, Jamaica...if it has a nice beach chances are good I'll like it. If there are waters well suited to scuba diving, so much better.
9) Abraham Lincoln of all time. In my lifetime, Jimmy Carter. He was lousy for the economy and I hated that he decided to withdraw our athletes from the olympics, but he was a great, caring, moral man of principal. Plus, he really was way ahead of the curve on the whole conservation of energy movement. Had he stayed in office another 4 years, I believe we would have been better off. Development of solar and hydro energy was really progressing and then Bush Sr. cut off a lot of the spending for it. No surprise, he was an oil man.
10) Miller Lite and Buffalo Wild Wings.

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1) Has PASTA ever sexted or sent pictures of his genitals through instant messaging or email? Need extreme ZOOM IN on my phone/camera before I can attempt this!

2) At what age did he have his first gay experience? at 15,Watching Charles Nelson Reilly on MATCH Game.

3) Did he ever kill someone in the line of duty? No,but I came close to slamming my boss over the head with my keyboard.

4) Has PASTA ever picked up a waitress at a casual family restaurant such as Chili's, Olive Garden or Applebees? Was his family present? No,I did pick up 2 coatcheck girls & once the dishwasher.

5) What is Pasta's favorite TV show / movie / band / rapper?TV-The Man from UNCLE/Movie-The 1956 Lone Ranger/band-Paul Revere & the Raiders/rapper-Tone Loc

6) What prized piece of sports memorabilia does PASTA own? Autographed ball-Ernie & Billy

7) Has he ever tried the Clarence Thomas/Anita Hill trick with a can of Coke? Most of my pubic hair can be found on Fresca.

8 ) Where is his favorite vacation spot? Vegas

9) Who is Pasta's favorite president -Brandon Tartikoff-NBC

10) What is Steve's favorite alcoholic beverage/food combo
Coors Light & Lou Malnottis deep dish

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TV-The Man from UNCLE/Movie-The 1956 Lone Ranger

Jimmy, are you a fan of any movie or TV show that was produced after the Cold War?

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