So I’m rollerblading through Horner Park, it’s this big f**king park at Irving and California, (kind of a sh*thole now, but what are you gonna do) and I see this guy chucking a frisbee at some dog. Then it hits me-Holy F**king Sh*t! That’s Shakes the F**king Clown from “Intercourse Island!”

Now, in case you were living under a f**king rock or something, I don’t know what your deal is, “Intercourse Island” was this huge f**cking reality show in the early ‘00’s. And Shakes the Clown was, like, the main f**king guy on this show. What the f**k is this son of a b*tch doing in Horner Park without, like, security, or paparazzi all over his *ss?

So I’ve gotta meet this guy, you know, to tell my girlfriend and sh*t, and I’m trying to think of an “in.” I notice a big black dog running around off leash. So, I roll up to him, smile, and say” excuse me, sir. Is that your f**king dog?”

He says no, points at some other dog licking his b*lls, and then, and you’re not going to f**king believe this, he recognizes me! My husband used to be kind of a big deal, so I’ve been on TV and in the paper a few times, mostly local sh*t, but this was Shakes the F**king Clown from “Intercourse F**king Island!” (He called the show something else, I don’t remember, maybe a working title or some sh*t.) He talked about the show a little bit, we exchanged goodbyes, and that was that. Nice f**king guy-you can tell the bright lights and fame didn’t turn him into an arrogant sh*thead.

You know, it’s just like they say in “Star” or “USWeekly” or whatever the f**ck it is – “Stars! They're Just Like You and Me!”

Nicely done D!

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Very good WZ!

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It's been awhile since the creation of a decent mult, way to go uhhhhhh hoffypuck?

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Nicely played!

I'm of the idea that not knowing who the mults are makes for more of an interesting read, but if I had to play the game,which obviously i do or else I won't fit in around here i'd say OKC on this one.

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Wow. Just wow. Well done!!! HOF material.

doesn't have an OKC vibe to it. seems more W_Z to me. which would makes sense as he is on a comedy roll right now.

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Ya,definitely does have the W_Z vibe to it.

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Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

Does this mean we're in for an influx of good mults?

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We've had a few lately...Patti B, Moints Pal, Fine BBW...just looking over the last 2 pages of newest usernames is funny.

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I love me a dirty talkin woman... if only this was a dirty talking women, but no, just a dirty talkin middle-aged man..

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He shoots a basketball like a woman....if that helps.

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So patti blagojevich = Krazy Ivan?

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Funny guy....

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i don't know if that's a compliment or a criticism...but you know, coming from the school of ES, i'm taking it as...like, i'm relevant, which is GOOD.

At least you can hit a lay-up.....

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No criticism here,compliment would be correct! I could not offer any critiscm on your work,as I could not even come close to being that funny.Ohh and you are relevant,way more than whoever that person you mention is.

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

This is the first time I visited this section.....nicely done.

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