That's a well known fact. In fact, I'm not convinced Otis didn't get to my mom back in the day. At family gatherings, we discuss the 1985 Bears and when Otis Wilson's name comes up she gets a sheepish grin on her face.

(To Seacrest - That was satire. A joke. I'm kidding. I don't think my mom banged Otis Wilson. Got it? Good. Jesus Christ. Some of you people are either dumb or have no sense of humor.)

Seacrest, for you, I'll just PM "knock knock" jokes cuz that's all you can get. Somebody has to start it off with "knock knock" or you won't realize it's a joke. I can honestly picture you watching the SNL "Weekend Update" portion and you saying "What kind of newscast is this? This is totally unprofessional." Tell me I'm right.