Attention Chicago Sports Fans. You are not required to give up on NFL superqb Kyle Orton simply because he has left the greatest franchise in NFL history. You can still experience all that is Kyle Orton and still root for the second greatest Bears QB in the past 25 years. You don't have to choose sides. You can still like Jay Cutler. Just like you can like the White Sox and the Cubs or you can like hockey and not be racist or you can be a Republican but have a heart. Jay Cutler can be your wife and Kyle Orton the girl you are seeing on the side.

For the rest of this thread, I ask that the OCSFMBKOFC refrain from mentioning Jay Cutler for the rest of this thread. We are here at the OCSFMBKOFC want to celebrate the greatness of Kyle Orton, his kickass neckbeard, and his grindiness.


Feel free to respond to this thread that you are joining the OCSFMBKOFC and I will add you to the roster. You are also free to mention your favorite Kyle Orton memories or how he has affected your life. We want to lift people up and give them something to feel good about. That man is Kyle Orton. If I lost my job tomorrow or if I discovered that I was heading to jail for 20 years my life would still be enriched by watching Kyle Orton. Sometimes, when I am having a down day I just think of what Kyle Orton would do in this situation. My guess would be throw a touchdown which doesn't really help me.

So, who else wants in? Jump on it now because only a limited number of spots are available.

Official CSFMB Kyle Orton Fan Club Members:
1. Boilermaker Rick -(You complete me KO and give me hope for the future.)
2. crosscheck -(Enjoys cartoon Orton)
3. Meatball fan -(has a sweaty beard)
4. chaspoppcap -(wants to be in Orton's neckbeard)
5. Crystal Lake Huffy -(likes beards, drinking, and probably spent more time with a Purdue professor than most of the Purdue football team)
6. sjboyd0137 -(likes Jack Daniels and hates Rex Grossman)

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Sign me up!

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team Mully & Hanley
team Meatpants

I think Pucky is a bigger fan than all of you....

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He really is a winner, not just in football games, but in the football games of life. Everything he touches turns to awesomeness...

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team Mully & Hanley
team Meatpants

False. I am not awesome yet.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I'm pretty sure that Kyle wakes up every morning and pisses excellence.

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Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.'

You don't think that neck beard look that magnificent on it's own do you.

Denver might as well give him #7

Rex Grossman was also 6-0 at one point.
I'm just sayin'

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The CSFMBKOFC doesnt need that kind of negativity. And besides Rex Grossman is still a solid NFL QB....just ask Nas.

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What are you saying exactly?

Peyton Manning was once 3-13.

The board of directors of the CSFMBKOFC respectfully asks that you edit your post.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I think Kyle would like to respond to this point.....

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As a big Dave Grohl fan I can't help but appreciate Kyle Orton.



This is what happens when he looks at women.

I' m in Neck Beard and All.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

He's beat Kyle Broflovsky as the coolest Kyle in Colorado.

count me in. He's almost been as impressive as aaron rodgers, and thats about the highest praise i can think of for a quarterback

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

At least Grossman made the playoffs the year he started 6-0.

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he looks alot like dave grohl

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

You goofs got your licks in early but holy fuck do you look like a bunch of assholes now.

What does this mean? Judged by the whole season Kyle Orton had a pretty good year. He made some key mistakes in the last game in what ended up being a meaningless game.

I don't get the celebrating over the Broncos failing to make the playoffs. What does it matter to the Bears? I know I wasn't celebrating when the Bears were eliminated from the playoffs before Thanksgiving.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I honestly don't know. I was drinky and posty. This is not going to be a fun day.

You should drink more often

I agree, Keyser is pretty funny then.

@ Rick getting his panties in a wad over Orton/Donkeys getting laughed at.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Negative thoughts about Kyle Orton are not allowed in this thread.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

In other news, nice win by your Boilers over West Virginia!

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Thanks. I didn't expect it to be that easy. Big Ten season should be interesting. I think they are by far the favorite but it's never easy.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Hey hey hey!!!

Lets get back on topic.

Kyle Orton had a bad game yesterday and that completely absolves Cutler of all 26 interceptions

No doubt I think they are the favorites this year.

I am interested in seeing if IU can knock off a couple of the favorites this year and continue to make some progress. I really like what Crean is doing there.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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