Jesus, Shark's fin must be fully erect tonight: I log in and he's mentioned/is posting in about five different threads at the same time

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Worst Grammer

I tend to have a ton of typos. I thought Chas would run away with this one, but kujoe has passed him and is adding to his lead.

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Did I win yet?

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This is my signature...

You're a winner to me KI. A real... winner.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

How about worst spelling?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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Eye our a grate speler!

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My brother and I keep talking about making a better version of that game, calling it the "Game of Strife", making it more realistic as you spend most of your money on stupid shit and end up bankrupt excepting for a few lucky spins of the wheel offering hope. That'd have to be more popular than the real game.

That, and I need to get around making "Misfortune cookies". I think they'd be popular, too.

I hate everything. Boo-hoo.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Giving him that special 'Breathalyzer', eh?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Best Thread Title

My favorite of the year....
"Let us Now go with the 100 worst CSFMB Posters" Walt Williams Neck
"Fuck you...Right Section" Doug-EP
"Screw you Abatacola!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (In the CJH section) FYI
"Can we post NSFW pics in here? " (In Grobber Section) Irish Boy
"Joe Cowley is a Bitch" Beardown

Anyone who joined the board after October 1, 2007 was eligible for the 2008 Rookie of the Year Award. Hack joined the board in October of 2008. He should at least be given a nomination so that the board can decide if he's worthy of the 2009 RoY award or not.

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Seriously?

Hack really hasn't been here that long but it seems like he has. I can't think of HackRibbs as a rookie.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Bumped... Nomination window is open for only a little while longer. I'd like to have these lists for you all by the first week of December, if possible.

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What would you call it, best chat room chatters?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the end of the year Circle Jerks are coming up soon.
Please submit nominations here for:

Rookie of the Year (Nominees: Exclaimation Moint, Crosscheck, Don Tiny, Degenerate Dave, Bob Loblaw, Free Ajent, Northside_Dan, shakes, Jimmy Pasta)

Pudwack Poster of 2009 (Elmhurst Steve, GoldenDomer92, Linda S.)

Funniest Poster of 2009 (SHARK, Rogers Park Bryan, Don Tiny, Killer V, Boilermaker Rick, W_Z, Krazy Ivan, good dolphin, Kid Cairo, spmack)

Best Mult of 2009 (Juggs, Raccoon, Chauncy Niziol, Evil J.A.C.K., Sol Rosenberg, Scottie Pippin, Joe Biden, Mark Mangino )

Best Thread of 2009 (links please with nominations)
"The Internet is a jet" ... score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=30608
(Ugueth's Boredom thread series)
CSFMB Video game Baseball ... score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=121&t=30624&start=0
Complain about something no one cares about ... score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=47&t=35722
Common knowledge you just discovered ... score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=47&t=29022
Stormwatch 2009!!!!!!!! ... score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=47&t=28323
Cincinnati Reds ... score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=92&t=30346
Patrick Kane ... score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=35793
Meteor ... score670.com/phBB/viewtopic.php?f=60&t=34708
Great Moments in SHARK history ... score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=47&t=31952


Best Sports Poster of 2009 (BD, Irish Boy, Nas, Boilermaker Rick, MITC)

Internet fight of the year:
(DDave and Shakes) ... score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=128&t=34952&start=0

Best individual post
Bob Loblaw in "Open letter to Darkside" ... score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=47&t=37452
W_Z in "Ask Bernstein" ... score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=35687
Kid Cairo in "12,000th Post (CSFMB Wrestling Federation) ... score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=47&t=35730
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater in Ugie's Boredom Thread 8/28 ... score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=47&t=36524&p=586150#p586150
Killer V's CSFMB People: ... //i35.tinypic.com/vmzr7m.jpg
Darkside in Who is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater ... score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=47&t=34653&start=25

Worst Mult (Jugg's Man, Spicy Senorita, Fine Black Girl, Stella)

Most Insightful Poster: (Dr. Kenneth Noisewater, Mr. Reason, good dolphin)

The straw stirring the drink: (conns7901)

Most Underrated Poster: (SHARK, Eaglo Jeff, Regular Reader, Hawg Ass, FavreFan, Roger's park Bryan, Crosscheck, Spanky)

Best Chat Room Chatters: Don Tiny, Kid Cairo

Poster of the Year:
(Rogers Park Bryan, Frank Coztansa, Spaulding, Hawk Ass, Original Kid Cairo, Darkside, Don Tiny, Dr. Kenneth Noisewater, Tall Midget, Good Dolphin, Boilermaker Rick, Irish Boy, Nas, FavreFan, BD, Coast, spmack, Regular Reader, Krazy Ivan)

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

If there were chat room awards, my nominations would be as follows:

Best chat participant: Suggestion Box
Best "one and done" participant: Interrupting Cow with "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Best admin: spmack (the only one who never muted/booted me)

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"There is a high statistical probability of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely."

Elmhurst Steve and Beardown for the straw that stirs the drink. They post and people always respond.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

If ESteve wins, can we name that award the "Darryl Strawberry Award"? Or would Straw's people sue for intellectual property infringement? Libel?

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Good Dolphin and Ugie for "Gayest Poster." Sorry Moint, but they're ahead of you in line.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Euphemism.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Dr. Ken should be nominated for funniest poster of 2009. Isn't the award named after him? Or at least a part of him?

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how are my chances of repeating as ROY?

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

I strongly nominate RPB as poster of the day for 11/10/09 for his insightful posts in the "Mac Book" thread.

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I couldn't agree more. Wait....

Not so sure Don Tiny has it locked up anymore. DT is stiil a great rook, but Telegram Sam is closing fast

Crosscheck has been bring it lately; especially in the drinky board!

Yeah but telegram is operating on a whols nuvva level. His juggs house subcomittee post was the one line zinger of the year. That or Loblaws simsons one. Solid rookie class.

If there hasn't been a best avatar award yet, I think we should honor that. My initial nominees are the good Dr. Kenneth Noisewater and Mr. Hernandez (hot dog bukkake is awesome!) I'm sure there are many other deserving nominees, but I just want to offer this as a category before suggestions are closed.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

really? I appreciate that but much better here in that cat than me

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Best Avatar... I like it. More nominees, gentlemen?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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