Since everyone around here loves the show, I thought it would be fun to list our favorite episodes.

My 2 favorites are The Contest and The Chinese Woman. So many funny quotes from those two.

I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling, or zip up.

You'll be out before we get the check.

Well, I got my troops amassed along the border - I'm just waiting for someone to give me the go-ahead.

Too bad you can't do that for a living. You'd be very successful at it. You could sell out Madison Square Garden. Thousands of people could watch you! You could be a big star!

I can't take it anymore! She's driving me crazy! I can't sleep, I can't leave the house, and I' here, I'm climbin' the walls. Meanwhile, I'm dating a virgin, I'm in this contest - something's gotta give!

A Long Talker.

If I like their race, how can that be racist?..

My boys need a house.

You never slipped one past the goalie in all these years??..

Yeah, but then I'd have to.. well, you know.. into a cup? In the middle of the day??

Does that conflict with your regular schedule?

Here. Take my Jockey shorts.

Boxers! How do you wear these things!! Look at that--they're baggin' up, they're rising in! An' there's nothing holding me in place! I'm flippin'! I'm floppin'!

The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine..

I'm out there, Jerry, an' I'm lllovin' every minute of it!!!

I'm like a naked innocent boy rrroamin' the countryside!!

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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I was in high school when I discovered this show. I told my mother that this show was hilarious -- she had to watch it. So one night she agrees, and we settle down for some Seinfeld. It was the Contest episode. Never before do I remember being so uncomfortable watching something with my mom (although there have been several incidents since then that were equally uncomfortable.)

I like so many episodes, it would be hard to single out ones, but I'll try. The one where Kramer has Little Jerry the rooster in the cock fight is good, The one where Jerry has to axe out the japanese dudes from the designer dresser was funny. The reverse Indian episode was pretty cool because it was both funny and a new approach to a show. The season when they did the show about the show was also good. My least favorite was that stupid clip show @ 100 episodes and I hate that Green Day song.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

"The Contest" was on this evening during dinner, don't think I'd ever actually seen it the whole way through. Can't believe it aired in 1992.

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Too many episodes to name.

I always liked "The Hamptons," though I know I could think of better ones if given some time. But many memorable moments.




I was in the pool! I was in the pool!

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The one where something minute happens then it gets blown all out of proportion. Then they make fun of George. That one was great.

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my top 5 are pretty obvious ones:

"The Contest"
"The Stall"
"The Pilot"
"The Chinese Restaurant"
"The Bubble Boy"

Pretty much everything from seasons 3-6 are awesome. Season 2 has some decent ones, and the last 2 seasons have their moments. I think season 7 was my least favorite. Killing off Susan was interesting but they handled it wrong. The finale was embarrassingly bad.

One of my favorites that they don't play very often is the one with
the Kenny Rogers Roasters.

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only half that episode is good, and it's probably the most overplayed "seinfeld" episode of all time.

No theyre both very good and I havent seen it in a while.

Ya got
"Chucker"
"first thing about first base"
"driving him to the airport"
"some guy named mookie"
"Oh well if he's calling in a month, he's got a prayer"
"Are you jealous of me or him?"
"Roger McDowell"



Episodes that are more overplayed than Keith Hernandez
The contest
The Pilot
The soup nazi
The Old people episode

rpb, when tbs was running seinfeld, there was one night that both fox and tbs ran this episode *twice* in two weeks.

i rarely see "the contest" aired.

the second half is not nearly as good as the first half.

I didn't get into this show till about 96 after gettin high with a friend who loved the show at the time. 1st episode I saw the one where Kramer had the talk shows set in his house. I was hooked ever since. That's prob still my fav

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"You can kill the revolutionary, but you can't kill the revolution."

Bubble Boy
Soup Nazi

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Since it has not been mentioned, the Merv Griffin episode.

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I really liked the dealership episode with Puddy.
The backwards episode is another favorite.
Any episode with appearances of Morty Seinfeld and Jack Klumpus are up there as well.

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That's one of my favorites. Really can't narrow it down to one. They all start to blur together in my head after a while...

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This is my signature...

"It shrinks?"

"Like a frightened turtle."

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

There was an episode where Kramer thought he was hosting his own late night show...

Bubble Boy
The Junior Mint
The Contest
The one where we get to see Elaine dance for the first time. "It looked like a full on body seizure."
The Face Painter "Gotta support the team.
Soup Nazi

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

Then he was replaced with Leno...

The Voice (Kramerica Industries)
The Fusilli Jerry (Assman)
The Bizarro Jerry
The Marine Biologist
The Opposite
The Limo (O'Brien)
The Lip Reader
The Conversion (Latvian Orthodox?)
The Merv Griffin Show

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others that i love watching...

"The Stock Tip"
"The Parking Garage"
"The Kiss Hello"
"The Jacket"
"The Pen"
"The Cheever Letters"
"The Fire"
"The Junior Mint"
"The Smelly Car"
"The Conversion"
"The Raincoats"
"The Jimmy"
"The Cadillac"

I like to refer to this as "The Shark"

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

Of the later episodes, I've always liked "The Frogger"

I always LMAO in the scene of George crossing the street with the Arcade Game version of Frogger and George looks like Frogger from above.

The morons that George gets to try to move the game without losing the high score is classic stuff too.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

MY fav which I name all my fantasy $ teams after is...

Kevorka!

Classic.

Agreed. I like how the one guy calls the outlet "the holes"

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Schlomo and Slippery Pete

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way