I come back to the board after several weeks away and shit hits the fan y'all. It was fun. Now it's stupid and weird. Personal addresses, real names, ferrets, fecal porn, slutbags, my friend Nas taking a shot at me...welcome to the asylum!

We seem to have a general meltdown (I served under him) at least once a year. We are weird and we need help. All of us. Even you. Yes, YOU motherfucker. YOU.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

This was not the meltdown. If it was this ought to be a boring 2010.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I didn't know you go into the Politics section that often Kid. Did you notice all this stuff with that other board has been crazy too.

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You're blaming us, when all of this was caused by a woman.

For shame...

As long as you continue to have "The Wonking" as your avatar, I will have nothing negative to say about you Zack.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I don't know what caused it. WZ, you got a lot of material to work with. Possible story lines include but are not limited to:

-Bigfan realizes ex GF is on board with another man and is jealous...
-Bikedude board creator is jealous of success of CSFMB and send in an unsuspecting csfmb guy's GF and Bigfan smells a rat...
-Csfmb guy is in truth R6chel who is in cahoots with biker dude creators.
-Csfmb guy is just a dude with a slightly unstable chick that likes the radulars more than the csfmb folk. she will be moving soon to be with one of said radulars.
-R6chel created this entire thing to get Csfmb Guy to spend more snuggling time with her at home as opposed to being on the board so much. She orchestrated the whole address thing to creep him out. I can see my GF pulling this move.
-Kid Cairo emerges again from the ashes and after planting a mult on a different board, plus playing along with the role of csfmb guy, re-establishes himself as the king of csfmb.

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That's not true but damn, I like the sound of it.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

How does any of this involve Matt and Jason getting more air time?

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The funny thing is that while Benni hanna is joking, there's probably a lot of truth wrapped up in some of that stuff....really.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I can't get the quote function to work properly. It would only highlight these two parts. Hmmm. Anyway, I forgot what I was going to say.

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I don't know man. I tried following this whole thing and put together a couple of possibilities. Let's call this an unfortunate series of events that led to good board fodder. Hopefully no one seriously got hurt.

I don't get the R6chel thing. Until the last couple of hours she would have been great here. There was a personal axe to grind only a select few understand.

I wouldn't run with any of those...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

She reminded me of Italianfemale a little bit. Some of you n00bs don't know about her but, she was interesting to say the least. Doug could've hit that but he passed on it.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

COF got insider info tickat. That donut must have been damn good this morning. All in all, this did not get us any closer to a championship.

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Yeah COF knows this R6chel person, so def inside tickat

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

He retracted that.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I'm calling BS on the COF knowing the inside info...although CSFMB guy and COF both live in that Sycamore/DeKalb area, so there might be something.....

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I blame Moint. burrito.

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I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires. -Susan B. Anthony

Yep B.S!! He seen what was evolving and didn't want no part which I don't blame him.

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

Did Big Fan delete my Deer Crossing thread? Damn. He bitch-slapped me. He said "Get that weak shit outta here!"

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I don't profess to know CoF. But I do find it necessary to quote a board luminary on all subjects (Tall Midget was not available)



It must be solved. My theories are on par with that 1980's police unit John Burge ran. I just don't have the "tools" to get the confession.

My love for Big Fan is growing more and more....

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I think this Bike Board thing needs to be put in the past where it belongs. Biking in the past is for cowards and losers.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

things will get fixed. I don't get why CSFMB Guy was banned. Let's figure out first if Rachel's account was hacked and if so by who. Then perahps the whole story can come out.

Truth is stranger than fiction. A few of you know more details than you're letting on too, especially the guy who hacked Rachel's account. That's just creepy and wrong. I'm personally hoping to see Rachel and CB back on the board.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

He didn't care for my mutual love of Picard quotes comment either.

He said, "I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!" Sweet sassy molassey.

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You know me like that.

Who cares? The only thing that changed was her profile. She was still making all those posts including the one that got her banned for going after bigfan.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Exactly...if it was such a big deal she would have said "I didn't say all of those things", or something like that....

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