What kind of a fucking doctor can't afford tickets on the 100 level? I don't want him operating on me!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

The girl can someday tell her grandkids.

The original Stall slut...


Lois K Feldman: Sex in a toilet at a football game ruined my life






Lois K Feldman, 38 of Carroll Iowa, broke her silence today, about that incident, saying that having sex in the disabled toilets at the Metrodome at a football game ruined her life and that she was so drunk on wine she didn’t remember hooking up with Ross Walsh.

Feldman, a married mother of three, told the newspaper that she was fired Wednesday from an assisted living center, where she had been an administrator.

“I don’t know what happened,” Feldman told the paper. “But I don’t deny that it did happen, because, obviously, there are police reports.”

Obviously. That’s how we all tell conclusively what went on the night before.

Feldman went on to say that said she had never met Walsh. We are sure what she meant to say was she had never met Ross Walsh before having sex with him in the toilets and being cheered on by a crowd of football fans.

No word from Walsh or his girlfriend. But surely the bragging rights of nailing an older, drunk off her ass woman goes down significantly when she can’t even remember the sex.

Classy

I would. Not bad at all for 38.

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Even though she gets down with strangers in Bathroom stalls?

You wouldn't even need to put forth much effort to hit that. Frank could keep the pink tie at home...

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She's a Hawkeye fan and was celebrating another Hawkeye touchdown in a 55-0 romp. Cut her some slack.

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2009 ... _bathr.php

Remember those two strangers who met at the Metrodome last year during the Gopher game against the Iowa Hawkeyes and decided to have a bathroom romp with a crowd of cheering fans? Now that you mention it, we have to admit we chuckled a bit.

Apparently the Pioneer Press still remembers it and really cares what these bathroom sex participants are up to these days. Maybe catch them having more bathroom sex? Totally possible. They cared so much they sent a reporter down to Iowa to stalk them for a weekend and stir the small town drama pot.

The PiPress has quite a story about the couple: stalking them in Iowa, knocking on their doors, searching their MySpace pages, and bothering their mothers. Honestly?

Yes, it was funny and entertaining a year ago. But they just had drunk sex in public! Walk around the University of Minnesota campus and you'll find plenty of good public sex stories to talk about. Attack them a year after the embarrassment and they will have probably already forgotten it.

Check out some highlights below.


In case you don't remember the story, Lois Feldman and Ross Walsh apparently had never met, but decided to have sex in a male handicap stall at the Metrodome. They released Feldman back to her husband and Walsh back to his girlfriend. Yikes. Long drive home back to Iowa, right?

And here is where the PiPress turns all tabloid:
In the year since, Walsh, on a year's probation because of the incident, has all but disappeared from public record. His last-known address put him in a garden-level apartment in West Des Moines.

Feldman -- a mother of three -- lost her job, pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and settled back into life in Carroll, Iowa, while on her year of probation.

"You hurt our community," Feldman's mother said of the coverage. "This is very hurtful. I just don't understand why you'd want to write about it."
The PiPress still had some undying questions:"Are Feldman and her husband still together? Is Walsh with his girlfriend? How has Carroll dealt with the exposure in the year since the game?"

How did they attempt to find the answers? They went up to Feldman's home in Carroll and asked her straight up. She slammed the door in their face. Burn!

But they didn't stop there. They searched Carroll County court records for divorce papers and asked people in town. Then they looked up Walsh's address and found out it was for sale.

Then they searched for their MySpace pages. They visited hotel lounges, a strip club, and a couple bars.

Hold on, folks. Step back a second. These were two nobodies who happened to cheat on their significant other in a public bathroom. Move on and let these people get on with their lives. Dang.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Dude is too damn old to have a 6 year old.