Here are all the lines written in the opening of the Simpsons episodes written on a real chalkboard. It is too bad there is some stuff in the way of some of them in the picture

http://www.work-club.com/blackboard/

Some favorites:

"Spongebob is not a contraceptive"
"The world may end in 2012 but this show won't"
"Fridays are not pants optional"
"Sherrie does not 'got back'"

Good stuff....enjoy!

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