Because, well, why the fuck not?

Looks like a Hitman movie sequel actually might happen

Excuse me while I vomit...

Terrible movie and also terrible game.

The sequel can only be worse.

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I think it set a record for quickest returned game for me...

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This is my signature...

I watched the first movie but I can honestly remember nothing about it except for the fact that I thought it was terrible.

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Actually, I thought some of the games were good...I believe it was Hitman 2 that I borrowed from a friend...that was good...

Blood Money...I think I finished the first mission and gave up on it...wouldn't mind giving it another try sometime if I find it in the bargain bin somewhere...

Only Hitman movie I'd go see. Actually would make an amusing game, too.

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Middle Aged Crazy, like Uncle Terry

I know I am embracing my inner nerd here but I loved this comic!!!! Garth Ennis FTW! And Beebo you are right if they actually took the time to make a decent script this could be a hell of an amusing really dark comedy as a game or movie.....hell maybe even a HBO style show

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Certain characters like Six Pack couldn't easily make it into a movie. You need to be a comics nerd to understand the humor of that guy. But, say, the "zombie fish" story where they're killing zombie seals, pengiuns & sharks in the city aquarium would be golden. Tommy, Nat the Hat, Hacken and Johnny Ringo would make the central characters.

Ennis and Ellis both are writing weird shit over at Avatar. Anna Mercury is pretty good.

Edit: Wormwood is real good. Jesus and the Anti-Christ as buddies, along with a talking rabbit.

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Middle Aged Crazy, like Uncle Terry

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Six Pack can translate into any medium. Hell he is pretty much this guy.....



And this guy...

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Six Pack is the guy sitting in his own puke. Not a good drawing of him. He's the kind of non-superhero who says he was arm wrestling Wonder Woman last night (when he actually passed out into his own beer.)

His team though is highly entertaining: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Section_8_%28comics%29 -- Dogwelder, Defenestrator and Bueno Excellente have to be seen to be believed. (The one guy... welds dogs to evil doers)

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Middle Aged Crazy, like Uncle Terry

This is excellent......

Dogwelder: A thin, silent man in a welder's mask who spot welds dead canines to evildoers. The question of how exactly one can weld a flesh and blood animal to a person is not answered by the series.

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