While playing for the Athletics, Harrelson invented the batting glove by wearing a golf glove while batting, according to The Dickson Baseball Dictionary, by Paul Dickson.

Catch phrases

"I tell you what" - used at beginning or end of any statement for emphasis
"I am telling you what" - see above
"I am going to tell you what" - see above
"I am fixin' to tell you what" - see above
"Boy I tell you what"- see above
"Hiney Bird" - a bird that flies in perfectly executed concentric circles until it flies up his own behind and disappears forever (a reference to Jay Mariotti.)
"Sit Back, Relax, and Strap it Down!" - when the pre-game analysis of the two teams ends
"That's a can o' corn" - when any batter hits a lazy fly ball
""That ball hit deep. Waaaaaaaaaay back. He looks up, you can put it on the booooooooooooooaaaaaaard...YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!" (D.J. joins in) - when a Sox batter hits a home run
"Mercy!" - usually after a great play, or when the White Sox are having a big inning
"HE GONE!" - when a Sox pitcher strikes out an opposing batter
"Right size, wrong shape." - when a ball with home run distance goes foul
"Rack 'em up!" - when Sox defenders successfully execute a double play
"Duck snort" - a short, hard fly ball that lands in the gap between an infielder and an outfielder
"STRETCH!" - when a Sox batter hits a deep ball that has the potential to go over the wall for a home run
"Souvenir right/left side" - when a player hits a ball foul into the stands on the left or right side
"Hang whoop'um" - when a player hits a hard line drive right to an infielder
"Zone 'em in, Reel 'em in, and light her up" - when a Sox player has a count with 3 balls, meaning to draw a walk
"You can cancel the postgame show" - when a batter breaks up a pitcher's no-hit bid
"Grab some bench!" - when a Sox pitcher strikes out an opposing batter
"Gas" - when a Sox pitcher throws a fastball on which the batter whiffs
"WAY BACK!" - when a Sox player hits a ball so far it is a no-doubt home run
"Get foul!" - when an opposing player hits a ball that might go foul, and will be serious trouble for the Sox if it doesn't.
"Stay fair..it will!" - when a Sox player hits a ball that might go foul, but doesn't
"That ball was kilt" - when a Sox player hits a ball (usually a long homerun) with tremendous force
"Sacks packed with Sox" - when the Sox are batting and have the bases loaded
"That'll load 'em up" - a play (usually a base on balls) loading the bases while the Sox are batting
"Time to cinch it up and hunker down" - when a batter has two strikes and is behind in the count
"Chopper Two Hopper" - when a batter swings down on a pitch and hits a two hopper to an infielder
"And here's (Player) He's Due" - When the player coming to the plate has no hits in the game
"It's Sock it Thome time!" - whenever Sox slugger Jim Thome comes to bat in a crucial situation and Hawk has a strong feeling he will come through
"Come on (Player's number, e.g. 24) One time" - when Hawk is hoping for clutch heroics from an unlikely source
"That one had eyes on it" - referring to a sharp line drive hit by a player
"Watch out" - when a player lines a foul ball into the stands
"That'll get the job done" - when a Sox batter sacrifices a baserunner, often a fly ball, to bring him home
"But the damage is done" - when the Sox end a productive inning
"But a crooked number goes up on the board" - after a team scored two or more runs in an inning
"Look at dis" - when the Sox get a timely hit or make a great defensive gem
"Man, that is some B.S. right there" - when Hawk gets extremely angry at an umpire's call
"He's got a chance to be something special" - when Hawk is optimistic about a young player's future (usually right after, "Boy I tell you what")
"He just missed it" - when a Sox batter hits a deep fly ball, almost a home run
"C'mon (Player), first and third him" - when there's a runner on first and Hawk wants a single to right field
"Dreaded leadoff walk" - when a Sox player walks the first batter of an inning
"Lance Johnson jump" - when a baserunner takes a nearly suicidal leadoff when attempting to steal a base (a reference to the great Sox base stealer Lance Johnson)
"Get on back there, stretch, c'mon STRETCH!" - when a ball just barely makes it over the fence
"Down to the last bullet" - when a team has two strikes and two outs in their final inning
"Ball four base hit" - when a Sox hitter has a full count and Hawk wants either a walk or a hit on the next pitch
"That's trouble" - when the opposing team gets a hit to score at least one run
"Give 'em a thrill" - when a Sox player has a chance to make the crowd roar with excitement
"Feisty" - Hawk's nickname for broadcast partner D.J.
"Your what hurts?" - Hawk's response to any slightly homoerrotic comment by broadcast partner D.J.
"Where was that pitch?" - when the umpire calls a ball that Hawk thinks was a strike
"Before we show you our picks to click you at home select yours" - referring to the daily contest between anouncers which player will have the best game
"I loooooove that duck." - when Hawk expresses his love for the duck that shows up on the graphic for the daily Aflac Trivia Question
"Carmines" - the nickname Hawk has for the Red Sox (carmine is a shade of red)
"Twinkies" - the nickname Hawk has for the Twins
"And this ballgame...is OVA!!" - after the Sox earn a victory (especially emphatic if it is an exciting game)
"That'll end the [inning number]. Good guys in trouble." - after the opposing team ends their half of the inning and the Sox are down a lot of runs
"Did he? Yes he did!" - when an opposing batter strikes out on a close check-swing
"There's a base hit up the middle right through the wickets." - after a base hit through the pitcher's legs
"Pickett (Pick it) Wilson!" - after a Sox infielder makes a tough play on a ground ball
"Carmine derriere" - Hawk's affectionate term for a fiercely competitive player
"I love fireworks in the day time." - Hawk says when during a day game a Sox player hits a home run and the stadium shoots off fireworks.
"Lookin' for it, got it, couldn't do nothing with it" - when a Sox player guesses correctly what/where the next pitch will be, and just misses hitting it well.
"Suck'em up Joe" - when the opposing team hits a ball towards third baseman Joe Crede.

Somebody has to make a sound board of hawk.


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2009 CSFMB Fantasy Basketball Champion-
2009 CSFMB Pro Football Pick'em Champion-
2011 NAS Replacement League Football-

No, he is annoying as fuck and I wish I never had to hear his voice again. Hawk's voice is what I believe would be the auditory version of having a rusted pipe shoved up your ass.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

The list is kinda nice ... except you forgot (of all things and of all boards) a Matt Abattacola!

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

What about a Hawk-Santo pairing? Is that the soundtrack in hell?

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What about a menthol suppository?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

santo is like the drunk homeless guy that comes into the bar and you hope doesn't try to talk to you, combined, they could probably rule north korea.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Looks like a winner ... circle gets the square.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

haha, that is awesome work

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

"the umpires will just make something up anyway"
"where was that pitch?"
"they got the call"
"How come that is a strike on us, and not for them?"
"that is bs"

Hawk is the fucking worst. The biggest fucking cry baby there is. By far, the most unprofessional announcer around. Who the hell in the game today actually says over the air that the umpires would just make up a call? What an asshole.

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Proud to be UNVERIFIED.

Say what you want about Hawk, but that is an impressive list.

And I didn't see "Bolingbrook bounce" anywhere on the list.

Hawk Harrelson's Quote's

sorry, but I have to:

I don't think 'DAGGUMMIT!" made the list...

How about "Hey Whimpy, turn around for a second so I can stick this blade in your back"
or
"I think Carlton Fisk would make a good right fielder"

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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This is my signature...

Stone pony
Bad guys
Catbird seat
Double-barreled action
He got a cookie right there
He pulled the string on him
That's a Matt Abbatacola
That is a $95 bill right there

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

"..." - when the Sox are losing

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That could be one of the dumbest lists of all time.

So Hawk was the first guy to say "WAYY BACK"

or WATCH IT? BTW, great Movie!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

"Zone 'em in, Reel 'em in, and light him up" doesn't refer to drawing a walk. It means you're gonna get a good pitch to drive and hopefully you can knock it a long way.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Probably not, but he was the first guy to say, "You can put in the board, Yes!" afterwards.

Not everybody can stammer and stutter about nothing.

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