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Aggravated Sox Fan Bob

Post subject: How about a SUICIDE SQUEEZE, Ozzie???

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:14 pm

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Can this dickhead Ramirez bunt at all?
So much for creating a run, Ozzie.
WHAT AN AWFUL AT BAT FOR RAMIREZ!!!!

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: How about a SUICIDE SQUEEZE, Ozzie???

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:17 pm

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That was a piss-poor at bat by Ramirez. All that was needed was some contact. OZZIE-BALL!!!!!

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: How about a SUICIDE SQUEEZE, Ozzie???

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:19 pm

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Bob, I thought you had given up hope on this team and season? If so, who cares about his at bat?

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: How about a SUICIDE SQUEEZE, Ozzie???

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:21 pm

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Aggravated Sox Fan Bob wrote:

Can this dickhead Ramirez bunt at all?
So much for creating a run, Ozzie.
WHAT AN AWFUL AT BAT FOR RAMIREZ!!!!

No one on this team can bunt, at least not well enough for Ozzie to have any real confidence in.

Joe Morgan taking about how Ozzie likes to play "smart ball" :puker:

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: How about a SUICIDE SQUEEZE, Ozzie???

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:23 pm

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RFDC wrote:

Bob, I thought you had given up hope on this team and season? If so, who cares about his at bat?

In all fairness to Bob, just because he has given up on the team, doesn't mean he also gives up his right to call them a bunch of sorry ass fucking losers who can't play baseball.

I have given up on the Cub, but I will yell it from the mountain that they fucking blow. It is my right as a longtime fan.

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NearWessSideHussra

Post subject: Re: How about a SUICIDE SQUEEZE, Ozzie???

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:29 pm

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Omar Vizquel laid down a successful suicide squeeze bunt against Detroit a week ago.

Maybe Buehrle or Santos could? Tho that'd be tipping your hand there, but it doesn't matter if it's a solid bunt.

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Aggravated Sox Fan Bob

Post subject: Re: How about a SUICIDE SQUEEZE, Ozzie???

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:30 pm

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Being a Cubs or Sox fan is like having herpes.....You don't shake it!!!!! :lol:

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Aggravated Sox Fan Bob

Post subject: Re: How about a SUICIDE SQUEEZE, Ozzie???

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:31 pm

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RFDC wrote:

Bob, I thought you had given up hope on this team and season? If so, who cares about his at bat?

I have given up on this team this year.....BUT I STILL WANT TO SEE PLAYERS EXECUTE...OR EXECUTED!!!! :wink:

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Post subject: Re: How about a SUICIDE SQUEEZE, Ozzie???

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:32 pm

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NearWessSideHussra wrote:

Omar Vizquel laid down a successful suicide squeeze bunt against Detroit a week ago.

Maybe Buehrle or Santos could? Tho that'd be tipping your hand there, but it doesn't matter if it's a solid bunt.

Shit, Santos probably could've had a better at-bat swinging away than Ramirez did (or Nix all night)

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NearWessSideHussra

Post subject: Re: How about a SUICIDE SQUEEZE, Ozzie???

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:33 pm

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Aggravated Sox Fan Bob wrote:

Being a Cubs or Sox fan is like having herpes.....You don't shake it!!!!! :lol:

And your pool of potential sexual partners is limited to those with the same affliction.

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deepdish

Post subject: Re: How about a SUICIDE SQUEEZE, Ozzie???

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:36 pm

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Aggravated Sox Fan Bob wrote:

Can this dickhead Ramirez bunt at all?
So much for creating a run, Ozzie.
WHAT AN AWFUL AT BAT FOR RAMIREZ!!!!

Answer to your question: No, never has and never will. This guy should be hitting at the bottom of the order. Again let me bitch. Little League 101. Get the ball in play on the ground.

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Aggravated Sox Fan Bob

Post subject: Re: How about a SUICIDE SQUEEZE, Ozzie???

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 7:46 am

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NearWessSideHussra wrote:

Aggravated Sox Fan Bob wrote:

Being a Cubs or Sox fan is like having herpes.....You don't shake it!!!!! :lol:

And your pool of potential sexual partners is limited to those with the same affliction.

No, I prefer they have full blown AIDS.

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Aggravated Sox Fan Bob

Post subject: Re: How about a SUICIDE SQUEEZE, Ozzie???

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 7:48 am

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deepdish wrote:

Aggravated Sox Fan Bob wrote:

Can this dickhead Ramirez bunt at all?
So much for creating a run, Ozzie.
WHAT AN AWFUL AT BAT FOR RAMIREZ!!!!

Answer to your question: No, never has and never will. This guy should be hitting at the bottom of the order. Again let me bitch. Little League 101. Get the ball in play on the ground.

The quality of Major League Baseball played on the field just sucks.

I thought this genius the Cubs brought in as hitting coach was the greatest thing since sliced bread?

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