That'll work. Enjoy!

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I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires. -Susan B. Anthony

Seconded.

I can't believe I sat through the entire first round last night. Bilas uses the same points for every player drafted.

1. He's long. He has a X'Y" wingspan.
2. He has a tremendous upside
3. He has a good/bad motor.
4. He can jump out of the gym.
5. Is my bag of dicks ready yet?

etc...

Why is he considered a College Basketball expert?

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They already had Kiper's draft screen all set up.

They needed someone with a 5 letter last name.

The biggest problem is that he's not anywhere close to an NBA expert so he has to rely on tired cliches. Compared to many of the losers on ESPN's college basketball coverage(Digger Phelps and Dick Vitale and Fran Fraschilla) he's actually not bad.

They really should have an actual NBA guy doing the coverage. It would be hilarious to watch Barkley do it but obviously that can't happen.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I thought they did a fairly decent job of mentioning the weaknesses/concerns that some of these early picks had, but I started hearing way too many guys who drafted later in the 1st and into the 2nd round as good picks "who can play".

I saw Vitale do an NBA game last season. Once a year they switch up the announcers so Vitale does pro hoops and someone else does a college game. It was mind numbingly bad. By the time the game was over, Tim Duncan had received so many blow jobs from Vitale that his dong had fallen off.

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Barkley doing the NBA draft would be appointment television. Make it happen Bristol!

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

Barkley on ESPN would be turrible. He would be suspended more than being on TV.

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NBA coverage is better on TNT
MLB coverage is better on TBS, MLB Network, and Fox
NFL studio shows are better on Fox
NCAA basketball coverage is better on CBS

Is there anything that ESPN covers better than anyone?

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Poker.

Don't fuck with Norman Chad.

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1 True
2 Questionable.
3 Disagree
4 More indepth on ESPN



SLUMP

You need to b-nice.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I wasn't paying enough attention to see who it was, but several times I would hear some cock-itch say the phrase "... and he can hit the open shot."

No fucking shit, really?

I wish at the end of the broadcast that a couple of midget samurai would've run amuk and just chopped every swingin' dick there into little bitty dipshit strips.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

there was one player- after mentioning wingspan like 5 time already- after he said it and he's like "how do these guys get these wingspans?"