I will say one thing to Redneckmommy:

If Hoffy ever mistreats you or fails to fulfill his duties as a husband:

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

You got there a little late. I ended up getting there about 3:30 give or take, and there were 3 tubs full of beer there. Yeah, it went quick but I thought there was ample beer and food available-- esepcially at the cost of $0

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No, he is not in any of the pictures.

Or, you could have been like the lush Spaulding and brought a bottle of rum in your purse

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So did I.

Now it's ingrained. It doesn't matter what the truth is now. That will always be gd.

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You know me like that.

I'm not a free loader like the rest of you putzes and I told everybody I'd share.

The real reason I bring my own stuff, including some food, is I'm not consumig wheat products.

Panther was there? I was probably standing right next to him at some point and didn't realize it.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whose cooler full of beer was everybody drinking from at the end of the tailgate?

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I wouldn't be caught dead in that shirt...and spmack had the Cub version of it.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

just shave your head...it works for me.

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@audioidkid

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

You are funnier than I thought. Do you know how much I hate Elsie?

I fall way below your high standards. You weren't quite what I expected but I don't think either of us are totally disappointed.

Your voice is much more shrill than I would have expected.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

So is yours. It was the alcohol for me what's your excuse?

Love the Spiegel pics in this thread....awesome! (Not the bullshit Hussra one)

I really can't bring myself to repeat the funniest moment of the tailgate....I'll let Bob do it.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

Hey, I never got my shot of rum!!

Glad you're OK. Fools on a hill with much alcohol=danger.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

I don't think I fell...I wasn't in that bad of shape.

I feel like I missed a lot of these moments you guys had.

Just messin' with ya Spaulding. I was rather tipsy myself.

I feel like I missed stuff too...happens at partys...the good ones at least.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

Yeah, it was probably that glass of wine you hadin the 6th inning

We were both pretty messed up. We couldn't even coordinate on high-fives after Paulie's HR

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Who even knew that they sell wine by the plastic cup at a baseball game? But, it's true, Jeff was drinking it.

With a straw.

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After a few beers, I get too bloaty.

In other words.....KISS MY ARSE!!!!!!!!

It was great to meet Good Dolphin....I thought that he was going to bring me some cat sweaters or goofy pet gear.

Unfortunately, he only brought class. Good to meet ya GD and great to hear some of your stories of yesteryear.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

I saw one of you bringing up a glass of wine. I was hoping you had found some women. You two make a nice couple.

I was a little reluctant while walking up. I didn't know anyone and everyone seemed deep in conversations. After walking up and back a few times I finally decided to jump in. I saw doug, who seems like the maitre' de of the board, so I figured it would be a good place to start. I walked right up to him and reintroduced myself. I was wearing the same exact clothes that I wore the first time I met him a couple of years ago.

I got introduced around pretty well. I had long conversations with rjboyd, eaglo, bigfan, rogers park and spaulding. It really wasn't like meeting new people, although I probably could not put a name to a face if any but doug or spaulding walked up to me on the street tomorrow.

The Balck Lodge seemed to shy away from me for some reason. I must have been dripping with white entitlement.

I wasn't really sure I wanted to meet any of the on air talent but bigfan has a way of taking you in directions you might not ordinarily go. Anyway, he introduced me to Dan. Now I wouldn't say Mac is my hero, but I have been listening to the guy pretty much since I was in high school. I like him, but he wouldn't know me so it's like a voyeuristic realtionship...like if I met Phoebe Cates. I've met popes and presidents so it wasn't like I was in awe, but it was cool. The conversation never really went into the fan realm, as we have a lot in common beyond sports talk radio.

My Speigel experience was a little different. Being the original and sole member of the Speigal ALS I thought I should at least introduce myself. Unfortunately it was late in the day. I had a couple and he was probably ready to wind down the day. He was in an embrace and lip lock with his girlfriend and I just kind of walked up like a cock blocking friend at a pick up bar. It didn't get beyond an awkward "hi". Honestly, I would have treated me the same way.

Slap Shot Ed seemed to be the life of the party. As I walked up he was doing an ass fuck pantomime with Dan that had everyone laughing. He seemed to know everyone so I didn't want to break in to a conversation and introduce myself. I thought he was Bill Simonsin when I first saw him.

I had fun. I would do it again.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Are you dying or something?

First, you're having lunch with board members and then attending events. Is it just senility?

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You know me like that.

He is embracing the joy that is a Stanley Cup Championship!!!

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

All I can tell you is, it is now the proper time.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Oy...

There really was no Balck Lodge to speak of. Two people does not constitute a "Lodge." Anyway, I was too busy soaking in Aggravated Bob's awesomeness.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

If you are running for public office you have my vote. I just have to figure out who to vote for.