Do any of you insiders know, are Chris' balls pickled in a brine or preserved in formaldehyde? I'm just curious as to the method of preservation used by his lovely wife.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Must be tough taking money from last night's group of pigeons.

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what do you care?

Have you heard the one about the child rapist...

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Well last night was a thing alright. I played like shit but had alot of fun while doing it. Plus I got super drunk and didnt have to worry about driving anywhere so thats a plus. Free Ajent isn't invited to come over anymore. If he does, Im taking 10k in his chips out of his stack before I give it to him.

On a side note, it would be smart of me not to schedule golfing the next morning after poker. I went to bed DRUNK at 1:30 and I had to wake up to be at the golf course by 830. Yeah I made it, after I woke up at 8:10. Played decent, than I came home and slept for 4 hours.

I wont be recovered til Tuesday.

Good times.

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Oh look at that, Free Ajent had another misdeal.

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I'm still waiting for an answer.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Lame joke. Its old and has been done many times. Want to come up with something new?

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No, not especially, there nuttless wonder. As long as it bothers you it's funny to me.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

It doesn't bother me, I just wonder what your fascination with my nuts are? Is it because yours are so old they drag now?

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His coinpurse is full of dust and spider webs. It isn't heavy enough to drag on anything.

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Dragging or not, at least mine are attached and I'm not a eunuch like you. Does she at least let you scratch them?

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Keep talking Mr Reason. I always yawn when I'm interested in your comments.

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I get it. If I want answers, I need to ask your wife.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Ill ask her for you and Ill get back to you.

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You'll get back to me only when she lets you. Ask her if you can scratch your noots tonight.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Who lit the fuse on your tampon Mr Reason? Your old ass is very moody tonight!

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Oh, come on man, I was just busting your balls. Oh wait, nevermind, make that busting your chops, yes, your chops...

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Are we going to have a game this month?

The only game that I can really host is on the 27th of August(Friday). Im on vacation that week so Friday works. Ill be watching the fights the next night so that wont work as most of the guys dont really watch UFC.

September will open up the schedule quite a bit though. July and August were booked solid really.

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too bad your ass wont show up anymore...

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team Mully & Hanley
team Meatpants

Not a big deal at all. Everyone is very respectful(except Free Ajent) when they come over and thats all I ask. It doesnt really cost me anything to have it here besides a case of water for Matches and maybe some chips and the shit to make the Cheesecake Brownies. On the plus side I can sit in my own garage and get drunk, maybe win some money, and play cards for a few hours.

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Man I thought we were going to do that NFL f=draft shit? that would have been cool...

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team Mully & Hanley
team Meatpants

The only day that I would have free would be that Sunday Aug 22. Im on vacation that day and I could do something earlier in the day. Not sure if that would work.

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I have gotten a preliminary clearance from the control tower to hold a future poker event. However, like CIJ, booked in August. September looks somewhat promising.

The downside is, I do not have a TV in my garage.

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Get the one out of the rubbin' room over at DS Estates.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I might have some interest and if you have a laptop, you could login to the ol' Dr. Ken Slingbox for the garage.

But, I'm out of town 3 of the 4 weekends in September.

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You know me like that.

No way. We have laws in my town. Laws and standards.

Dr. Ken, are you going to "Armageddon" in Champaign in September? You know, the game.

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No, my Illini watchin' is limited to us beating NU at Wrigley this year I think. I'll be in Arizona, Florida, and probably Connecticut in September.

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You know me like that.

Probably just as well.


For you.

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