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rogers park bryan

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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:28 pm

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Dazed and Confused on E!

The scene at the end when theyre smoking a joint on the fifty yard line.

They need papers. Pink has some in his glove department and lines up to take a snap and hit Wooderson with his keys on a deep in.

The original line

"MARIJUANA! On One. REEFER on Two."

The E! version.

"MAGIC JOHNSON on One, RUSSIA on two "

There are so many things wrong with that.

My favorite part is high school kids in 1976 Houston knowing who Magic Johnson is.

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Rod

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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:29 pm

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Maybe they were talking about Wooderson's cock. It'd be a lot cooler if they were.

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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:32 pm

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rogers park bryan

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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:40 pm

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House Party

Bilal: You bump the table again Ill KICK YOUR FUNKY HEART OUT

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:58 am

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Caddyshack

Original line: Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

Edited line on VH1: Hey everybody, lets all go take a shower!

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Phil McCracken

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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:04 am

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I don't remember any specific lines but I once caught Pulp Fiction being shown on WGN and I just had to watch part of it because the sheer volume of edits that they did to get that movie onto broadcast TV was ridiculous.

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Psycory

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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:13 am

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40 year old virgin, every time they say 'fucker' they edit it to say 'sucker' so it sounds ALMOST right.

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Eaglo Jeff

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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:56 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Caddyshack

Original line: Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

Edited line on VH1: Hey everybody, lets all go take a shower!

Paris Hilton wrote:

"That's Hot!!!"

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:23 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

"MARIJUANA! On One. REEFER on Two."

The E! version.

"MAGIC JOHNSON on One, RUSSIA on two "

Fantastic...

THE very reason I avoid movies on "TV".

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Colonel Angus

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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:43 pm

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Why do they show the "Uncensored" version of the 40YOV if they're just going to put smog in front of the tits?

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Home5licE

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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:00 pm

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American Pie:

MILF...mom I'd like to feel

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