I'm officially declaring a moratorium on any references to the licking of ass. No more.

4 more years! 4 more years!

sorry spaulding

..cue Juggs post....

What?

Loho today. Over to AM 1000.


Seriously, why does Loho get to sub? He sucks. Him and Zaidman have no business doing shows before 7pm on a weekday.

I'm officially declaring a moratorium on any references to the licking of ass. No more.

and you wonder why you can't keep a woman

and you wonder why you can't keep a woman

Because he doesn't lick their ass?

Yay, Dauphin made a predictable joke at my expense.

See, what he did? He took a message board meme about me having issues keeping a woman and tried to use it against me. Isn't that clever and exciting? Despite the fact that he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about?

what % of women go for ass lickage? i have a limited sample size.

Yay, Dauphin made a predictable joke at my expense.

Oh and Fuck you Ivana

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

Yay, Dauphin made a predictable joke at my expense.

See, what he did? He took a message board meme about me having issues keeping a woman and tried to use it against me. Isn't that clever and exciting? Despite the fact that he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about?

Why do you hate pizza, Fragget?

pizza is like sex, even when it's bad it's good

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

Disagree....replace sex with radio

I would instigate this Ajent/Eaglo feud but apparently the only person Eaglo gets angry with is me.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

You and anyone who mocks Star Wars

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

I would instigate this Ajent/Eaglo feud but apparently the only person Eaglo gets angry with is me.

EXHIBIT B

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

It's because I got better hair than you

I had posted the correct numbers here last night already, along with the fact that the Sox are 2 games under .500 against A.L. teams on the year. I think the numbers are altogether relevant and made for a convincing argument that it's over for the Sox (despite what Lawrence believes). I thought the point about tailoring a ballclub to fit the park was a good one too. Kenny had the right idea in my opinion. I like the style of play Ozzie would like to employ...in a bigger park (Petco for example) but NOT at U.S. Cellular. I'm not sure I make that call, had I not caught so much flak for my mathematical error. but after further investigating the Sox and Twins remaining schedule and the fact that the winning streak the Sox enjoyed was predominantly built upon in interleague play, I felt compelled to impart the information/stats gathered. Besides, I wanted to wish Dangerous a Happy Anniversary.

Lastly....I don't write out scripts. I generally have any stats I'm going to use jotted down to ensure accuracy. but I don't write out any script for my calls. I know what I'm going to say for the most part, but you always have to assume that there will be give/take where I am going to have to respond to a comment/question from Mac/ Matt. So it's important to be ready for that. When Lawrence pointed out that the Twins have series' left with the Angels and Rangers, I was ready with the fact that they still have easy series' with the Mariners, Royals, Tigers and Indians...though Lawrence correctly pointed out that the Indians record in the division is pretty good. I like the give/take exchanges in the calls. Matt really knows Baseball too and I especially enjoy talking baseball with Matt.

Trae Young will be a bust. Book It!

That's not good for me.

Some people are stars and some work backstage.