Does this dumb motherfucker ever shut up? How can a 23 year old punk who has never accomplished a fucking thing actually think he's somehow the equal of a guy who assembled a World Series champion? And why doesn't his father make him stop? Is he trying to cause a problem or a power struggle? Finally, why doesn't this idiot kid tweet about his dumb ass daddy blowing that first game by leaving an obviously cooked Freddy Garcia in the game when he came out to the mound to get him? If that had been any other pitcher on the staff he comes out of that game. But because his Venezuelan drinking buddy says he can get that last out he leaves him in the game. Drink a few O Bombs to that at Underground when you get back to Chicago, you fucking dopes.

You can read all about it right here: http://twitter.com/oneyroberto

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Awesome!...KW gonna take that shit?

Wow,this is interesting:

ONEY'S TWEETS:
about 12 hours ago via txt .Wow. Just saw the sox gm coming out of a comedy club in Shaumburg with a female friend. I guess he didn't c the sox first loss


via txt about 12 hours ago via txt .Now u know what I'm talking about. In a pennant race and not even watching the game. Laughing at mencia jokes. Don't blame him


While the whole sox team is battling and grinding and scratching and they r suffering. This guy is laughing and coasting. Love it sox fans

I think comic, Tammy Pescatelli was in Schaumburg last night,though.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Carlos_Mencia

Laughing at carlos mencia jokes and actually paying cash-money dinero to do so?

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Fire Phil Emery

Oney needs to take lessons from Ozzy and just shut the fuck up!!! Oh wait!

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Yeah, they battle like a motherfucker. They just don't score.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

This guy is an Unintentional Comedy Machine

I only wish I knew how Poetically moronic he was sooner

Someone should "repramand" his dumb ass and teach him how to spell too. Is it possible to be illiterate in two languages? The skeletons part is hysterical. As if the White Sox could have any skeletons worse than having these drunken buffoons around the ballclub. I really hope Ozzie takes the entire Guillen monkey show to the Marlins.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I think Kenny is done with this shit. How can he not be? I know Jerry is an Ozzie ALSer, but this is getting ridiculous. If Kenny goes to Jerry and says it's him or me, what does Jerry do?

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Sends Kenny packing and puts Rick Hahn in charge.

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Dumbshit's latest tweet

OneyRoberto
.Everyone also thought that Tiger Woods was faitful to his wife and great human being. Don't be so naive.
4 minutes ago via txt

Who thought KW had a good home life? He has been making six figures his entire adult life but his kids were still stealing as teens. That's a straight cry out for "daddy notice me."

I was in NWI a couple of years ago where some white trash girl was bragging about having an affair with him (she was married as well).

Talking about home life, obviously his father has never taught him to be a man. The kid is breaking guy code, which should be offensive to all of us. He's in desperate need of a code red.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I'm sure in Ozzie's mind he thinks he raised an independent man that speaks the truth just like his dad. What he really did was raise a complete jag-off who has no respect for his father or his father's job. Oh yeah, and a drunk.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Oney is a jerk and a dumb ass. He's 23. It's amazing that he doesn't realize what a fool he's making of himself. It's pathetic.

I can't follow this damn Twitter stuff. I see that Paula Faris and WaddleandSilvy are talking to Oney but I can't follow the conversation. I don't even know who's saying what. Somebody explain this stuff to me.

Ya need a summary, Is Cowley involved in this?

So Kenny is cheating?

Oney is awesome

Maybe Paula will explain what she's talking about if she's doing sports tonight. She made a couple of posts in the last few minutes on Oney's twitter but, like I said, I don't understand what's being said. Paula called somebody a pig or something. Please, somebody explain this to me if they understand what's going on.

I think KW is divorced now. Or seperated.

Paula asked Kenny if Oney's tweets bothered him. Kenny was cooler than Sam Jackson in a Tarantino movie and he said "Not from him."

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/sports/K ... icago.html

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Hawkes is doing sports today. He just teased the Oney stuff. It's coming up in seconds on NBC 5.

This is so stupid. Paula did a "one on one" with Kenny that just aired. He said he thinks Oney is seperate from his father but today's tweets makes him wonder about it. It seems to me Oney is getting some stuff from Ozzie based on what he said today.

Then Ozzie said "What are they gonna do, fire me cuz of my son. That's racist."

What? I don't think it would be "racist". Oh God. This really is insane for a pro sports team to have this bullshit. Reinsdorf needs to step in.

How does Oney Guillen get you closer to a championship?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Oh. Ok. Just saw this. They didn't have this long-form interview with Kenny on their 10:20 sports cast. I don't know why. Pretty good stuff from Paula. Why not show it? It was a good get by Paula. Looks like Kenny showed her all of his "texts". It was cool when Kenny said "not from him".