Go around and ask people "Am I Hot"
Phone in from Dallas or from the East Coast
Play obnoxious sound bites repeatedly
Talk about that one time you went all in with Deuce-Seven off-suit and caught a full house on the river

Bulldog Scott

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"Tubby? Oh yes, Tubby."

Still think mine is the best: Bring Sean Salisbury.

I heard that...can't believe they read it...I loved it.

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"Tubby? Oh yes, Tubby."

I’m assuming Rosey read it? What was Chone’s reaction? Sense of humor I hope?

Surprsingly Sean didn't get pissed off at all and had a sense of humor about it. This would not have been the case in June. Could he be easing up a little? I didn't think it was possible.

I doubt it, Ryan. He probably thought you were having fun with him, and didn't really mean it.

I assume this is a bit on the show today?

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~ Benjamin Franklin

It was. The fact is back in June, if this was even a bit and Sean knew joking was involved, he wouldn't have cared. It would have been too much of an ego blow for someone to say that about him on his show. Either way he played it off in way that did surprise me. I know deep down Rosey and probably Danny Z just loves seeing those emails come in. I'm sure one of them already had that as an answer...ha

He did say something to the effect of "He just doesn't want me to steal his girlfriend." What a meathead.

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"Tubby? Oh yes, Tubby."

Ha yea, but can't fault him for a joke back. Maybe I am turning. Damn it Big Daddy, you're on to something....i need help

Coach Crap - You gonna take a dump at the Orland Park Remote for MJH?

how can someone be ADHD and OCD?

i would think that one would not have the attention span to be compulsive.

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Doug, I doubt that Salisbury is anything more than a self-diagnosed sufferer. He doesn't seem like the type to go to a shrink.

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well right....
b/c he doesn't have the attention span to do so....

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Maybe, or his ego could NEVER take that hit. His head would shrink down to the size of the Goodyear blimp

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~ Benjamin Franklin

he was pretty good at taking hits in the NFL....

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Getting his legs swept out from under him while holding a clipboard and not paying attention to the field counts?

Man, we're on a roll....


(From somewhere in the ether is Harry, "A Kaiser roll!")

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~ Benjamin Franklin

exactly!

that's how was the first player in history to get injured while not actually playing...
(not really, but funny nonetheless)

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He might pay someone to listen to him talk about himself. I think this is how the session would go.

Sean: (From an office in Dallas) Dr do you think I’m hot?

Dr: Do you think you are hot?

Sean: Yes I’m very hot. Ask your receptionist if he/she thinks I’m hot. If they say yes you have to take me to dinner, if no then I’ll take you to dinner.

Dr: Sean I can’t go on a date with you, you are my patient.

Sean: (YELLING) I’M NOT ASKING YOU ON A DATE! I’M MAKING A BET!

DR: Sean…,

Sean: (cuts the Dr off) LEMME FINISH! I know because I’ve played there is a difference between asking someone out and betting.

Dr: Sean I’m glad you have a high self esteem…

Sean: (Interrupts) IT’S NOT JUST ME! MY PEEPS FROM HOLLYWOOD LOVE ME TOO! I’M A REALLY BIG DRAW AT THE BOX OFFICE. Check me out at IMDB. I promise you this you’ll be impressed.

Dr: Yes Sean you are irresistible. I can’t help myself. I will lose my license if I continue to treat you.

Sean: Okay Dr. How about that dinner?
Dr: Click.

Dr notes: This socially maladaptive patient is delusional and suffers from extreme narcissism. Possible Avoidant Personality Disorder and Histrionic Personality Disorder. Seemingly cannot control volume of voice – origins of problem unknown.

TOUCH'EM ALL SPAULDING! CLASSIC STUFF! You got Salisbury dead-on there.

Someone rack her! Nice job Spaulding. However, there is one flaw - the fact that you suggest he suffers from not one but TWO personality disorders implies that he has a personality.

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~ Benjamin Franklin

I think my favorite part was that it was "from an office in Dallas".

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"Tubby? Oh yes, Tubby."

The only thing missing was the other phone line ringing mid session.

Nice work

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“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”

I accidentally listened to S&S this morning and they were talking about Ronny Woo Woo. Sean says "Who's Ronny Woo Woo". Steve spent 5 minutes explaining who he is. ESPN couln't even give the Mr. SoDoYouThinkIAmHot Chicago Cliff Notes.

I thought Ronny Woo went into hibernation after baseball season. Oh never mind I almost hit him with my car a couple weeks back. Be careful when you drive around Wrigley that's how he pays the rent.

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"Stay out of courtrooms-but if you must go in be Well Armed and Don't compromise. You are innocent, remember that. They are guilty" -- Dr. Gonzo

Excellent.
I should have asked the Dr if she wanted FF advice too. Oh well.