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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 12:01 pm 
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I like poker and have played in various VFW tourneys (won twice), so this thread caught my eye. Anybody want to talk cards?

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8 guys very nice............ whats Eaglo Jeffs status?

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I am bringing my guy Mark, it's finally one of those odd months one of his children doesn't have a birthday.

He has 11 kids? :shock:

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Before you guys start the first game, can you say a little prayer for Stephen Strasburg? He needs Tommy John surgery, ya know...

I'll pour out a lil liquor



Right before our group prayer.

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 Post subject: Re: Aug 27 Poker game
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Spanky whats your status? Have you sold your redneck tickets yet?


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 Post subject: Re: Aug 27 Poker game
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donspiracy wrote:
I am bringing my guy Mark, it's finally one of those odd months one of his children doesn't have a birthday.

He has 11 kids? :shock:

He has only 5. There is a birthday party every other month over there. Been the real, good reason to miss a couple of games. Unlike KI, who has terrible reasons, if any at all on why he keeps ditching out on us.

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Free Ajent wrote:
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Before you guys start the first game, can you say a little prayer for Stephen Strasburg? He needs Tommy John surgery, ya know...

I'll pour out a lil liquor



Right before our group prayer.

Which includes, praying that everyone remembers their blinds and how to shuffle and deal a pack of cards. Give strength to Cross-check for one day he will know SOMETHING about a sport other than hockey. And forgiveness to all the people offended by our cheap, uncouth, and racist/sexist, but hilarious comments and observations of the world. Amen.

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I am bringing my guy Mark, it's finally one of those odd months one of his children doesn't have a birthday.

He has 11 kids? :shock:

He has only 5. There is a birthday party every other month over there. Been the real, good reason to miss a couple of games. Unlike KI, who has terrible reasons, if any at all on why he keeps ditching out on us.


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Most of my reasons involve my kids...

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8 guys very nice............ whats Eaglo Jeffs status?

Not gonna be able to do it. Balls in my wife's purse tonight. :( :oops:
Plus, wouldn't be able to get there 'til 10:30. Sorry Chris.

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 Post subject: Re: Aug 27 Poker game
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I wonder who won AGAIN last night :lol: :lol:

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but he did have a little Darkside in him.

This could go so many ways.......

and I've met the guy. :shock:

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I didnt think I drank alot last night. I guess I was wrong.

Free Ajent you were well on your way to not cashing(like me) and sucked out completly. Don's buddy had you dead and once again you survived. I hate you. :P

Im going to go throw up again. Hopefully I sober up in time for the fights tonight.

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I didnt think I drank alot last night. I guess I was wrong.


Correct. :lol: :P

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i really feel bad for chris in joliet. he opens up his home, and gives all this free food and shit.

and FAjent just takes all the money? What the hell...he's like danny devito. "Other's People's Money" style. :lol:


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I am bringing my guy Mark, it's finally one of those odd months one of his children doesn't have a birthday. :lol: Also will have office chairs for Mark and Don Tiny. Bringing beers and ice too.


Who knew Antonio Cromartie is good at poker?

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Free Ajent you were well on your way to not cashing(like me) and sucked out completly. Don's buddy had you dead and once again you survived. I hate you. :P

That was actually the hand of the night for me, it took me from low stack to actually being able to have some wiggle room. I had QJ suited and it had been one of the better hands I got when we combined tables, I had a lil over 20k left and blinds were at 2k-4k at that point.I think I raised to 8k and he re raised me and I went all in(stupid move), he flips over ACES. Flop was 8 9 10 and I think the whole table wanted to punch me at that point,I ran to the street to better prepare for the mob action that was going to take place. At that point I was thankful that I had reloaded on my 9mm shells from the gas station down the street.After a few seconds it was at that point that I realized we were in Joliet and not back in the lovely homeland of South Chicago.

I couldn't fucking believe it, but after now having slept on it, it totally makes sense now. Chris is the Clippers and I am the Lakers, it's really my house I just let him play there. Fucking Matches had my number to the right of me the whole night,I think all the chips I took from yall I gave to him. I also don't mind if you want to make this a bi-weekly thing I would be all for it just so you know :lol:

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i really feel bad for chris in joliet. he opens up his home, and gives all this free food and shit.

and FAjent just takes all the money? What the hell...he's like danny devito. "Other's People's Money" style. :lol:

Pretty much :lol:

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I had such pretty cards in hand every time I couldnt drop them. Twice AK suited, a pair of Qs, 8s, 2s... but I maybe hit on the queens and thats it.

Hell a lot better than what I was working with.

Dons boy Mark seemed like he was playing every hand too wtf!

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i really feel bad for chris in joliet. he opens up his home, and gives all this free food and shit.

and FAjent just takes all the money? What the hell...he's like danny devito. "Other's People's Money" style. :lol:


No, more like Martini style ....



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A belated Thank You goes out to Chris. As always, his hospitality is top notch and is appreciated. What can you say about Ajent, the guy is both lucky and skilled at poker. Don's friend Mark FINALLY plays one hand the correct way and bam, he gets cleaned out. I'm looking forward to the next game Hermanos, maybe the 8th time will finally be the charm.


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What can you say about Ajent, the guy is both lucky and skilled at poker. Don's friend Mark FINALLY plays one hand the correct way and bam, he gets cleaned out.

I thought he was making a play as he seemed to play pretty loose all night. Figures when I finally tried making a play myself, it wasn't the right time.I thought Don or yourself was going to end up winning as you guys had went on a nice run and had built up some chips.

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What can you say about Ajent, the guy is both lucky and skilled at poker. Don's friend Mark FINALLY plays one hand the correct way and bam, he gets cleaned out.

I thought he was making a play as he seemed to play pretty loose all night. Figures when I finally tried making a play myself, it wasn't the right time.I thought Don or yourself was going to end up winning as you guys had went on a nice run and had built up some chips.



I just checked the stats on pokertracker.com. FA, your VPIP was embarassingly low and your post flop aggression screams of daddy issues. There's also a 60% chance you wet the bed till you were 15.



So when the hell do I get invited to this thing?

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I just checked the stats on pokertracker.com. FA, your VPIP was embarassingly low and your post flop aggression screams of daddy issues. There's also a 60% chance you wet the bed till you were 15.
So when the hell do I get invited to this thing?

:lol:
There was no post flop action.

Oh and I was 16

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Free Ajent wrote:
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What can you say about Ajent, the guy is both lucky and skilled at poker. Don's friend Mark FINALLY plays one hand the correct way and bam, he gets cleaned out.

I thought he was making a play as he seemed to play pretty loose all night. Figures when I finally tried making a play myself, it wasn't the right time.I thought Don or yourself was going to end up winning as you guys had went on a nice run and had built up some chips.



I just checked the stats on pokertracker.com. FA, your VPIP was embarassingly low and your post flop aggression screams of daddy issues. There's also a 60% chance you wet the bed till you were 15.



So when the hell do I get invited to this thing?



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Thanks to Chris for the hospitality. Good game but if I see another 4,7 3,9 hand I may just forfeit. Getting up at 530 the next morning was no fun either. Would have been better with some cash in my pocket.

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So when the hell do I get invited to this thing?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLHiWq_D ... re=related[/quote]
If thats how you feel then you should have told him that the first time, instead of telling him that lame ass excuse...

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:


So when the hell do I get invited to this thing?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLHiWq_D ... re=related

If thats how you feel then you should have told him that the first time, instead of telling him that lame ass excuse...[/quote]


If your going to talk shit learn to use the quotes the right way first buddy.

Also I was just busting chops with that post.

Enough shit talking and disscussion has gone on already.

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