Is Ken dry humping the stone pony now?

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Maybe but we KNOW Teahen could get a hit!

Woot woot

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I get the feeling that the hit and run was on with Teahen

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I'm glad they scored but that only makes Ozzie believe playing with 24 outs is the way to win. Oh, Teahen just got caught on the bases- make it 23 outs. I see this as a four or five run inning that didn't happen due to managing.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Come on, Ozzie, It's Manny time!

Hawk just flashed some Elmhurst Steve Math. Jackson got the 2nd strikeout of the inning and he had 8, strikes out Choo to end it and he jumped to 10.

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Wow. Edwin has been nothing short of spectacular since they acquired him. Now how about scoring some runs and getting this Man a much deserved W.

+1

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Masterson's identical effort disagrees.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Didn't Tim Belcher pitch for the Sox at some point?

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Masterson didn't make it out of the 8th so he's not eligible for the W.

PK strikes out and right away it's the umps fault because of the strike one call. Hawk, what about strike 3 that was 2 feet outside, and Paul swung at it? I like how Hawk always has to tell us if the ump has had a good game.

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Fuck Edwards and Zobrist

Isn't there an announcers section where all the Cub fans can get together and cry about Hawk. Jeez.

True, true. At least he has had a few decent outings this year. I feel bad for cleveland and all the shit they get back every time they dump a superstar.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

FIFY

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RFDC thinks I'm retarded.

About damn time AJ did something good

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Hawk's will power is like the 10th man on the field. Therefore he is part of the game and the game thread. Who would talk to the ball every time it got near the warning track if they were not actually capable of willing it out?

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Don't fuck this up Bobby.

AJ still gives me diarrhea.

If this bullpen blows it, I will gouge out my eyes.

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RFDC thinks I'm retarded.

Glad to see they're going to let Jackson finish it.

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Yes there is. It's the same section that both of the Sox fans should have been crying about Santo in for years now

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Man can't these guys ever win a game easy

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

They should have let Manny hit. I guess Ozzie figured they didn't need any more runs.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Jenks just exudes confidence, doesn't he?

It was interesting but it's a White Sox Winner!!!

Time to finish with the Twins/Tigers on the MLB Network.

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woot woot!

They're cheering in Elmhurst!!!!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Whew. These 9th innings are going to send me to an early grave.

Tigers lead the Twins 3-0 bottom 6.